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Old 02-14-2018, 12:33 PM   #1861
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The Monolith Monsters invaded my toilet-an extension of the nightmare I had last night no doubt!

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Old 02-15-2018, 02:35 PM   #1862
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It exploded out in a cloud of dust!

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Old 02-15-2018, 03:17 PM   #1863
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It exploded out in a cloud of dust!

Has your doctor told you to drink more fluids?
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Old 02-15-2018, 03:23 PM   #1864
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Has your doctor told you to drink more fluids?
There is nothing wrong with me. I drink about 44 ounces of water per day and I have been doing that for the last 30 years.
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...that ten years of therapy won't fix"

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Old 02-16-2018, 01:00 PM   #1867
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That's basically what it did

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Something came out, but it's not in the bowl. Oh! my god! It was swallowed up by a black hole!

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Even my toilet did not like it!

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