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January 27th, 2018, 02:05 AM	#361
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	children learn how to dodge bullets before learning how to walk

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January 27th, 2018, 02:04 PM	#362
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,570 Times in 9,629 Posts	All the rats, cockroaches, silverfish and the rest of the vermin moved to a better neighborhood. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 27th, 2018, 06:09 PM	#363
maildude Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In postal purgatory Posts: 760 Thanks: 1,162 Thanked 14,111 Times in 748 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that........... ........all the crack houses close up at sunset. __________________ LET FREEDOM WAIT

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January 27th, 2018, 06:26 PM	#364
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February 9th, 2018, 12:44 AM	#365
maildude Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In postal purgatory Posts: 760 Thanks: 1,162 Thanked 14,111 Times in 748 Posts	My neighbourhood is so rough that........... .....The paperboy rides a Harley. __________________ LET FREEDOM WAIT

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February 9th, 2018, 09:51 AM	#366
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	Every single newborn child is given the last rites before being passed to their mothers

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February 9th, 2018, 12:10 PM	#367
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February 9th, 2018, 01:50 PM	#368
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February 14th, 2018, 07:08 AM	#369
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February 14th, 2018, 07:44 AM	#370
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