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January 12th, 2017, 08:18 PM | #1081 |
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1. Just dial the operator 2. Call me, I'm in the book. 3. The bonbons are threepence a quarter 4. The video store didn't rewind this tape 5. Buy me a magazine 6. There's so many great programmes on TV 7. I'll take the film in for processing 8. Max Headroom 9. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (in the UK that is). 10. |
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January 12th, 2017, 09:57 PM | #1082 |
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Things You Don't Say Or Hear Anymore :
1. Just dial the operator 2. Call me, I'm in the book. 3. The bonbons are threepence a quarter 4. The video store didn't rewind this tape 5. Buy me a magazine 6. There's so many great programmes on TV 7. I'll take the film in for processing 8. Max Headroom 9. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (in the UK that is). 10. I ran this off on the ditto machine. 11. |
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January 12th, 2017, 10:48 PM | #1083 |
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Things You Don't Say Or Hear Anymore :
1. Just dial the operator 2. Call me, I'm in the book 3. The bonbons are threepence a quarter 4. The video store didn't rewind this tape 5. Buy me a magazine 6. There's so many great programs on TV 7. I'll take the film in for processing 8. Max Headroom 9. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (in the UK that is). 10. I ran this off on the ditto machine 11. Now you’re on the trolley! 12. |
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January 12th, 2017, 11:19 PM | #1084 |
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Things You Don't Say Or Hear Anymore :
1. Just dial the operator 2. Call me, I'm in the book 3. The bonbons are threepence a quarter 4. The video store didn't rewind this tape 5. Buy me a magazine 6. There's so many great programs on TV 7. I'll take the film in for processing 8. Max Headroom 9. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (in the UK that is). 10. I ran this off on the ditto machine 11. Now you’re on the trolley! 12. This diskette is almost full 13.
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January 13th, 2017, 08:57 AM | #1085 |
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Things You Don't Say Or Hear Anymore :
1. Just dial the operator 2. Call me, I'm in the book 3. The bonbons are threepence a quarter 4. The video store didn't rewind this tape 5. Buy me a magazine 6. There's so many great programs on TV 7. I'll take the film in for processing 8. Max Headroom 9. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (in the UK that is). 10. I ran this off on the ditto machine 11. Now you’re on the trolley! 12. This diskette is almost full 13. The special effects weren't remotely convincing! OK how about the major differences between men compared to women? 1. Men are conditioned to hide weaknesses / women can usually show them. 2. |
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January 13th, 2017, 02:13 PM | #1086 |
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The major differences between men compared to women.
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January 13th, 2017, 03:03 PM | #1087 |
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The major differences between men compared to women.
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January 13th, 2017, 08:29 PM | #1088 |
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January 13th, 2017, 08:57 PM | #1089 |
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The major differences between men compared to women.
1. Men are conditioned to hide weaknesses / women can usually show them. 2. Men want to conquer the world through displays of skill or strength. Women want the world to fall at their feet because they are so wonderful. 3 Women can look good wearing only socks.. 4. Men can pee with some degree of accuracy, while standing. 5. Women are better house keepers. After a divorce they keep the house. 6. |
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January 13th, 2017, 08:58 PM | #1090 |
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The major differences between men compared to women.
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