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Old January 25th, 2017, 11:33 AM   #3641
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UK TV Crime drama's with autopsy scenes are more realistic than US ones. At least the cadaver has genitals and (if remale) breasts.
The reason for that is that in the U.S. the t.v. networks have specific standards on what can be shown and not. No swearing, no nudity, no really bloody stuff like a real autopsy, no sex where the genitals are seen. Even on the shows on cable t.v. where the standards are more relaxed would a real autopsy be shown.
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Old January 25th, 2017, 01:30 PM   #3643
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The reason for that is that in the U.S. the t.v. networks have specific standards on what can be shown and not. No swearing, no nudity, no really bloody stuff like a real autopsy, no sex where the genitals are seen. Even on the shows on cable t.v. where the standards are more relaxed would a real autopsy be shown.
Things like walking dead.... Ultra gory but they aren't allowed to say fudge...
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Things like walking dead.... Ultra gory but they aren't allowed to say fudge...
I didn't know zombies liked fudge, thanks for the info.
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