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January 22nd, 2017, 02:45 AM | #11951 |
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January 22nd, 2017, 12:03 PM | #11952 |
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My friend married a beautiful Native American woman called 'three horses', didn't last long though, apparently all she did was nag, nag , nag!
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January 22nd, 2017, 01:28 PM | #11953 |
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January 22nd, 2017, 01:45 PM | #11954 |
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January 22nd, 2017, 01:56 PM | #11955 |
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Two women are talking:
I surprised my husband wearing a frilly see-through purple nightgown last night. Friend: How romantic!! I'm jealous!! Don't be he was wearing it. |
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January 25th, 2017, 06:48 PM | #11956 |
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I had a row with my acupuncturist. It got so bad, I stabbed him. He said he'd never felt better.
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January 26th, 2017, 04:30 PM | #11957 |
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I asked the librarian if they had the latest book about small willies.
She said " I don't think it's in yet" I said "Yeah that's the one!" |
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January 26th, 2017, 04:37 PM | #11958 |
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My calculator is missing the minus button, but on the plus side it still works.
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January 26th, 2017, 06:07 PM | #11959 |
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Wife: mumble, mumble.
H: Did you say something? W: No, just talking to myself. H: You could have talked to me instead. W: I know. But sometimes I need GOOD advice. |
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January 26th, 2017, 10:46 PM | #11960 |
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A mother and her young son were flying Qantas Airlines from Melbourne to Perth .
The little boy, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?' The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?' The busy flight attendant smiled and said, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?' The boy said, 'Why, Yes, she did.' "Well then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Qantas always pulls out on time. Then, ask her to explain that to you." |
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