Things to do before you die - Page 35

MaxJoker · April 11th, 2017, 01:03 PM

Lose weight

**rosestone** · April 11th, 2017, 01:05 PM

1. Smoke a cigarette/cigar (when I’m for it, I figure starting smoking again can’t hurt).
2. Visit Antarctica.
3. Convince my wife to have a threesome. Then while she’s occupied with that, I’ll go to the pub.
4. Visit the New Forest in England in the summer. Sit there quietly all day and read a good book.
5. Get shagged to death by madonna, like in that crap movie she did in the early 90s.

Estreeter · April 11th, 2017, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by rosestone

Then while she’s occupied with that, I’ll go to the pub.

I know, you don't live in my hometown, but for that comment, you get a solid gold dunny also

**Faceman675** · April 12th, 2017, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by lothian

Stop at the kerb. Look left , look right, then look left again.

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Only, at the point of impact with the Mack truck did you realize you're actually Stevie Wonder, so the left, right business was all in vain

E you missed the obvious. He looks Left, Right, Left and the split-second before getting hit by that Mack truck he realizes he is in the UK and should have looked right, left, right!

Estreeter · April 12th, 2017, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Faceman675

E you missed the obvious. He looks Left, Right, Left and the split-second before getting hit by that Mack truck he realizes he is in the UK and should have looked right, left, right!

Well, He's a musician and should have used his ears to hear the Mack approaching

**Faceman675** · April 12th, 2017, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Well, He's a musician and should have used his ears to hear the Mack approaching

Is he a Rocker? It is somewhat common for Rockers to damage their hearing. If it were me I'd stick with I forgot I was in the UK, those guys drive on the wrong errr I mean left side of the side of the road!

Just wondering do you guys in Australia drive on the correct side of the road?

Estreeter · April 12th, 2017, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Faceman675

Just wondering do you guy in Australia drive on the correct side of the road?

Would you like us to

I'm sure we'd fuck it up no matter what side it is

Something to do before I die
Set the world record for highest ever measured blood pressure

**footstep** · April 13th, 2017, 06:02 AM

Go to the funerals of my cardiologist.

**cginok** · April 13th, 2017, 11:45 PM

5. Get shagged to death by madonna, like in that crap movie she did in the early 90s.

You mean she did a movie that wasn't crap?

**SpermShooter** · April 14th, 2017, 02:06 AM

I don't know if this really counts but I really want to see a man on Mars before checking out....

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April 11th, 2017, 01:05 PM	#342
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	1. Smoke a cigarette/cigar (when I’m for it, I figure starting smoking again can’t hurt). 2. Visit Antarctica. 3. Convince my wife to have a threesome. Then while she’s occupied with that, I’ll go to the pub. 4. Visit the New Forest in England in the summer. Sit there quietly all day and read a good book. 5. Get shagged to death by madonna, like in that crap movie she did in the early 90s.

April 13th, 2017, 06:02 AM	#348
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,759 Times in 7,170 Posts	Go to the funerals of my cardiologist.

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cginok Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 603 Thanks: 61 Thanked 5,414 Times in 594 Posts	5. Get shagged to death by madonna, like in that crap movie she did in the early 90s. You mean she did a movie that wasn't crap?

April 14th, 2017, 02:06 AM	#350
SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,758 Thanked 5,391 Times in 448 Posts	I don't know if this really counts but I really want to see a man on Mars before checking out....