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Actually I`ll leave that till afterwards , as prefer to lose weight naturally
Lose weight
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April 11th, 2017, 01:05 PM | #342 |
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1. Smoke a cigarette/cigar (when I’m for it, I figure starting smoking again can’t hurt).
2. Visit Antarctica. 3. Convince my wife to have a threesome. Then while she’s occupied with that, I’ll go to the pub. 4. Visit the New Forest in England in the summer. Sit there quietly all day and read a good book. 5. Get shagged to death by madonna, like in that crap movie she did in the early 90s. |
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April 11th, 2017, 01:06 PM | #343 |
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I know, you don't live in my hometown, but for that comment, you get a solid gold dunny also
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April 12th, 2017, 04:02 AM | #344 |
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Left Right Left
E you missed the obvious. He looks Left, Right, Left and the split-second before getting hit by that Mack truck he realizes he is in the UK and should have looked right, left, right!
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April 12th, 2017, 09:32 AM | #345 |
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Well, He's a musician and should have used his ears to hear the Mack approaching
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You said he is a musician
Is he a Rocker? It is somewhat common for Rockers to damage their hearing. If it were me I'd stick with I forgot I was in the UK, those guys drive on the wrong errr I mean left side of the side of the road! Just wondering do you guys in Australia drive on the correct side of the road?
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April 13th, 2017, 06:02 AM | #348 |
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Go to the funerals of my cardiologist.
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5. Get shagged to death by madonna, like in that crap movie she did in the early 90s.
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I don't know if this really counts but I really want to see a man on Mars before checking out....
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