Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 101

**moreteavicar** · February 25th, 2011, 03:43 PM

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield

"My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects." - Les Dawson

"A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." - Mignon McLaughlin

"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips." - Woody Allen

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." - Brendan Francis

**tygrkhat40** · February 25th, 2011, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moreteavicar

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." - Brendan Francis

What's the most expensive thing in the world? A woman who's free for the evening.

TheDogThatDidntBark · February 25th, 2011, 11:39 PM

"Tron wasn't a movie; it was an extended music video for Daft Punk" - Anon.
Or maybe even better: "Tron is so lucky to be in Daft Punk's movie"

judyswings · February 27th, 2011, 03:02 AM

On being told that Calvin Coolidge was dead, Dorothy Parker said:

"How can they tell?"

I love that one !!

**Tmee2020** · February 27th, 2011, 05:55 AM

There was the press conference where a persistent reporter asked the President if he had anything to say about prohibition. Cal said “No.”
“Any comments on the world court?”
“No.”
“What about the farm situation?” Again the answer was no.

“You don’t seem to have any comment about anything.”

“No comment and don’t quote me.”

***

"I've made a bet against a fellow who said that it was impossible to get more than two words out of you."

Cal- "You lose."

***

His wife was ill one Sunday, so Cal went to church under strict instructions to come back with every detail of what was talked about in the sermon.
After he returned:
"What was the sermon about?"
"Sin."
"What did he say about it?"
"He was against it."

**moreteavicar** · February 27th, 2011, 12:50 PM

Continuing on a presidential theme...

"I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." - Ronald Reagan

"Politics is supposed be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." - Ronald Reagan

"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like." - Abraham Lincoln

"Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else." - LBJ

"I know only two tunes: One of them is 'Yankee Doodle' and the other isn't." - Ulysses S Grant

Estreeter · February 28th, 2011, 01:02 AM

" "
Marcel Marceau

**tygrkhat40** · February 28th, 2011, 03:08 AM

"NON!", Marcel Marceau, "Silent Movie" (The only word spoken in the movie.)

**Clouddancer** · February 28th, 2011, 03:25 PM

“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.”

James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

**Brecht** · February 28th, 2011, 04:50 PM

“I feel that we are all philosophers, and that those who describe themselves as a ‘philosopher’ simply do not have a day job to go to”. - Kevin Warwick

"With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil—that takes religion. " - Steven Weinberg

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February 27th, 2011, 05:55 AM	#1005
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,836 Thanked 71,436 Times in 4,151 Posts	Silent Cal There was the press conference where a persistent reporter asked the President if he had anything to say about prohibition. Cal said “No.” “Any comments on the world court?” “No.” “What about the farm situation?” Again the answer was no. “You don’t seem to have any comment about anything.” “No comment and don’t quote me.” * "I've made a bet against a fellow who said that it was impossible to get more than two words out of you." Cal- "You lose." * His wife was ill one Sunday, so Cal went to church under strict instructions to come back with every detail of what was talked about in the sermon. After he returned: "What was the sermon about?" "Sin." "What did he say about it?" "He was against it."

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February 25th, 2011, 03:43 PM	#1001
moreteavicar Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 1,284 Thanks: 32,539 Thanked 19,133 Times in 1,256 Posts	"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all." - Rodney Dangerfield "My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects." - Les Dawson "A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man." - Mignon McLaughlin "If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips." - Woody Allen "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." - Brendan Francis

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judyswings Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Cambridge UK & Hartford CT Posts: 25 Thanks: 188 Thanked 300 Times in 22 Posts	On being told that Calvin Coolidge was dead, Dorothy Parker said: "How can they tell?" I love that one !!

February 27th, 2011, 12:50 PM	#1006
moreteavicar Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 1,284 Thanks: 32,539 Thanked 19,133 Times in 1,256 Posts	Continuing on a presidential theme... "I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." - Ronald Reagan "Politics is supposed be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." - Ronald Reagan "People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like." - Abraham Lincoln "Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else." - LBJ "I know only two tunes: One of them is 'Yankee Doodle' and the other isn't." - Ulysses S Grant

February 28th, 2011, 03:08 AM	#1008
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	"NON!", Marcel Marceau, "Silent Movie" (The only word spoken in the movie.)

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Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	“I feel that we are all philosophers, and that those who describe themselves as a ‘philosopher’ simply do not have a day job to go to”. - Kevin Warwick "With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil—that takes religion. " - Steven Weinberg