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June 21st, 2017, 12:44 PM	#2311
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June 21st, 2017, 04:18 PM	#2312
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4069 "69..68...67....66.... Ok, then just a regular no.16 with extra cheese"

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June 22nd, 2017, 04:08 PM	#2313
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,107 Thanks: 449,637 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	4070 How about we try some new positions you've never seen, learned them years ago, in prison __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 22nd, 2017, 06:16 PM	#2314
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4071 You're gonna miss Obamacare, when I'm done

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June 22nd, 2017, 09:20 PM	#2315
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	4072. Hurry up and get dressed. __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

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June 23rd, 2017, 04:18 AM	#2316
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	4073 I want a baby! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 23rd, 2017, 07:40 AM	#2317
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4074 I know you are sleepy, but just two more minutes

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June 23rd, 2017, 11:20 AM	#2318
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	4075: You can suck my dick all you want but it'll do you no good because you're still not getting your charge card back! __________________

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June 23rd, 2017, 03:08 PM	#2319
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4076 Do you mind moving a little to the left. My wife can't see the tv.

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June 23rd, 2017, 03:34 PM	#2320
pierrelm Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Midst the fen mists Posts: 5,450 Thanks: 55,798 Thanked 72,915 Times in 5,422 Posts	4077 C'mon, you be Theresa and I'll be the EU...please? Do you want it hard, Theresa?...I think you do...c'mon, you'll have to negotiate better than that otherwise there's no withdrawal...

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