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June 12th, 2017, 01:04 PM | #2281 |
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4027. Yes, Karen Gillan is beautiful isn't she? It's amazing how you've thoroughly convinced me that you're totally cool with me agreeing that another woman is attractive. By the way, what's that metal vice-like thing with the crank that you're putting on my balls, dear?
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June 13th, 2017, 08:35 AM | #2282 |
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4028: Fizzer-Smith-Pharmco called, they want to market you as contraception.
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June 13th, 2017, 12:47 PM | #2283 |
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4029: You're boobs are not as soft as Valentina Nappi's. Or so I asume. HonkaHonka
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June 13th, 2017, 04:14 PM | #2284 |
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4030 Sorry for my lack of experience, I got kicked out of sex education class in primary school, teacher didn't like my drawing naked girls with knives in them.
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June 13th, 2017, 10:42 PM | #2285 |
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4031: 99 change hands.....
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June 14th, 2017, 02:18 AM | #2286 |
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No, really... I do this part better myself!
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June 14th, 2017, 12:41 PM | #2287 |
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Do you mind phoning my dad, he is an expert. |
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June 14th, 2017, 03:31 PM | #2288 |
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"Trust me, Trump was better" |
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June 14th, 2017, 09:29 PM | #2289 |
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June 15th, 2017, 03:06 AM | #2290 |
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Now I know why he dumped you...
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