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Old December 21st, 2015, 01:00 PM   #521
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Old December 21st, 2015, 03:07 PM   #522
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Anybody watch the game last night , the Cardinals were great !!
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Old December 21st, 2015, 08:21 PM   #523
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I didn't know you were a fan of the Vatican, Sandhunter!
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Notes to self: never sleep past 6AM. Never lie in bed when staying up over 24 hours. If you're picking your nose and you feel something that's hard to get out and you've had nosebleeds during the day, don't bother, there's blood underneath. I get nosebleeds during climate and temperature shifts. It's no coincidence it was during the first day of Winter. Plus it can signify me getting sick. I feel better now though. I was close to staying up 48 hours, I just had to decide that nothing to do at 6AM meant having to sleep.

One of the guys I've seen as a kid and somewhat grew up on, Drake Bell, got busted for a DUI yesterday. Aw man. I loved Drake & Josh, and he's in some movie I have on the queue, LA Slasher.

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Notes to self: never sleep past 6AM. Never lie in bed when staying up over 24 hours. If you're picking your nose and you feel something that's hard to get out and you've had nosebleeds during the day, don't bother, there's blood underneath. I get nosebleeds during climate and temperature shifts. It's no coincidence it was during the first day of Winter. Plus it can signify me getting sick. I feel better now though. I was close to staying up 48 hours, I just had to decide that nothing to do at 6AM meant having to sleep.

One of the guys I've seen as a kid and somewhat grew up on, Drake Bell, got busted for a DUI yesterday. Aw man. I loved Drake & Josh, and he's in some movie I have on the queue, LA Slasher.

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Notes to self: never sleep past 6AM. Never lie in bed when staying up over 24 hours. If you're picking your nose and you feel something that's hard to get out and you've had nosebleeds during the day, don't bother, there's blood underneath. I get nosebleeds during climate and temperature shifts. It's no coincidence it was during the first day of Winter. Plus it can signify me getting sick. I feel better now though. I was close to staying up 48 hours, I just had to decide that nothing to do at 6AM meant having to sleep.

One of the guys I've seen as a kid and somewhat grew up on, Drake Bell, got busted for a DUI yesterday. Aw man. I loved Drake & Josh, and he's in some movie I have on the queue, LA Slasher.

"Oh why Mark!" was it necessary to share your personal ailment info?

As far as nothing to do at 6AM, you could always sign into VEF.
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...that would mean logging-out first?
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Ooh, then that would mean he considers having been logged into VEF as being nothing to do.
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...isn't VEF like "Hotel California"? "You can check out any time you like but you can never leave".
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EAGLES LYRICS


"Hotel California"


On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,
"Please bring me my wine"
He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
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