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May 15th, 2014, 12:48 PM | #11 |
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"Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on!" was one an old boss used a lot.
"As useful as a chocolate ashtray, on a speeding motorbike!" another frequent one here.
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May 15th, 2014, 12:55 PM | #12 |
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One I used to use when young and on the pull, that backfired
Me:- would you like to dance? Her:- no thanks Me:- OK I suppose a fuck's out of the question? Her:- No actually, a fuck's perfectly acceptable, I just don't dance! Me walk away tail between legs
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A popular show here during the late 60s and 70s was The Don Lane Show hosted by an expat New Yorker, Don Lane the "lanky yank". When Sammy Davis Jr toured Australia Lane got him on the show of course and Sammy did a production number backed by a bevy of tall, leggy dancers in skimpy outfits. During rehearsals Sammy sidled up to one of the girls. "Hey babe, what would you say to a little fuck?" She looked down at him and replied: "I'd say PISS OFF, YOU LITTLE FUCK!"
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He'd make a beautiful corpse.
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He's got a reach impediment
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