What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 26

**otokonomidori** · March 22nd, 2012, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Today, for the 100th time I learned that the correct way to put on a dunny roll is for the paper to come over the top.....like this

A ROLL ! Aren't we posh?? I swear by that free newspaper that you pick up on the bus.

**rotobott** · March 22nd, 2012, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Today, for the 100th time I learned that the correct way to put on a dunny roll is for the paper to come over the top.....like this

I put it in for it to come off from underneath, like this

Like I said, I was told that over the top is the right way , I've now leaned that..........so I'll continue to do the opposite

Because I really don't care, all that matters is that it's there

Wait till you end up with a brown wall

**exfarmer** · March 22nd, 2012, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by fleetwood77

A ROLL ! Aren't we posh?? I swear by that free newspaper that you pick up on the bus.

I've learned that Albert Steptoe is alive and postimg on VEF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWi7c3jwyeM

**tomesing** · March 22nd, 2012, 09:45 PM

...not today, but yesterday.
Judas is reborn !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Urda-jidjY

tomesing

**arco35** · April 3rd, 2012, 05:51 PM

Well, running through a post by pxl1, I have learned about the secret world of...Orthodox jewish girls!

Jacova_fan · April 4th, 2012, 03:21 AM

I learned today that when my youngest daughter is asking her siblings for advise, she's usually looking for an accomplice.

Estreeter · April 6th, 2012, 02:39 PM

Today, I leaned a very valuable lesson

While attending Good Friday Mass, never ever have 2 of the females in your life either side of ya and then let a fart go

MaxJoker · April 6th, 2012, 02:52 PM

Just now i learned " Who put the bomp in the bomp da domp da bomp ".

It was Mal

Should have known

Guess this means i`ll have to shake his hand.

Maybe if i do he`ll take that as payment for the five euros i still owe him

**blueballsdc** · April 6th, 2012, 02:59 PM

I learned today that you shouldn't joke around about serving rabbit stew for Easter dinner. When I told them I would just serve up some lamb instead that didn't make things any better.

I guess that I will just have to serve up an ugly animal for dinner.

Estreeter · April 6th, 2012, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by blueballsdc

I learned today that you shouldn't joke around about serving rabbit stew for Easter dinner.

Tell em all it's OK, you'll chuck some chocolate eggs in as a secret ingredient

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April 6th, 2012, 02:59 PM	#259
blueballsdc Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,721 Thanks: 112,645 Thanked 21,428 Times in 1,713 Posts	I learned today that you shouldn't joke around about serving rabbit stew for Easter dinner. When I told them I would just serve up some lamb instead that didn't make things any better. I guess that I will just have to serve up an ugly animal for dinner.