What Have You Learned Today ? - Page 127

**Mal Hombre** · April 2nd, 2018, 07:05 AM

Strangely enough,He doesn't seem to be in it,Considering that if anyone screwed Mrs May it was Him..

MaxJoker · April 2nd, 2018, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

That someone's made Brexit porn..

I want someone to make

Porn

With the entire cast

Ok they could leave Beastie Boy out

In fact they could leave all of them out

Apart from One

Estreeter · April 2nd, 2018, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by judy84

Certainly not in Australia

Perish the thought

**Oh hi Mark!** · April 2nd, 2018, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

What Have I Learned Today ? .... for the 100th time

Don't make a stupid bet or dare that you will suffer for after carrying it out just to prove you're an idiot.

I.e. my teen years. Dares, not bets, I never got paid for them. I'll rattle them off, but I don't want to detail them. I've drank urine, eaten various things off the floor or street, such as paper, paper towels, toilet paper, some snack with sperm mixed in. I can't even remember that exactly, just that two classmates came to me at the public library back in 2007 and said that this had sperm. I don't remember if it was sperm itself or just some lollipop or food item that had sperm on it. Surprisingly I can't remember. I feared over a year later I would be sick or suffer from these. I didn't, other than just have stories to share of how much of an idiot I was.

I learned that it can snow in April. I'm sure others can attest to that, came out of nowhere for me. It was brief though, it's all melting now.

MaxJoker · April 3rd, 2018, 01:43 PM

What I learned today is that if I`d been jogging (It could happen

) and turned the end of the pavement sharp. I`d have done myself a mischievous

Yes

In me priceless precious freshly shaved (Don't judge

) dingle dangles

Am sick of these "Download and go" bleeding bikes. Everywhere. They`re left everywhere. Usually like today in a totally obstructive way. Truly hate seeing them here , there and anywhere.

Yet oddly enough have still to see somebody actually riding one

**Oh hi Mark!** · April 4th, 2018, 06:32 PM

Ctrl+Backspace deletes words. I never knew that, the key was mentioned in a new r/AskReddit thread and that's how I found out. That should make some things easier.

b119a · April 6th, 2018, 01:45 PM

All the More Reason. Nice of you to say that.

MaxJoker · April 6th, 2018, 03:57 PM

That got no bloody idea what the below quote means in relation to whatever

Quote:

Originally Posted by b119a

All the More Reason. Nice of you to say that.

Although

to b119a for it

**Mal Hombre** · April 6th, 2018, 04:07 PM

I think He's using Us as therapy, Stream of consciousness stuff..

**Oh hi Mark!** · April 8th, 2018, 11:02 PM

Religious white people are way too nice. I knew that with Mormons, but now I can say that stretches past that specific sector. I just returned home from a 3 day stay at a Christian family's home. My grandma, her cousin, that cousin's friend who is a pastor, and myself. The pastor wanted to visit his brother who is in a prison, but they (not me, I didn't drive, not accountable) got lost and we were too late to visit. So, Friday was mostly spent driving, but then we went to the pastor's friends' house, a suburb outside of Pittsburgh, 4 hours away from my home. Very nice people, they let us stay over, next day was visiting my mom, who lives a few hours North in the Erie area. Got that done, next day, per the pastor's business, attended a Sunday service at a really nice looking church. Choir singing, live performance from musicians, including a pastor that not only sings, but plays piano. We had lunch there, and then took a 4 hour ride back home. I'm not religious, but found things to be fine, for the most part.

The worst parts were that I didn't sleep too well. I shared a bed with my grandma, and it doesn't matter who I share a bed with, that's just something I can't do. So, I'm an incompatible person to have a long term loving relationship with. The other bad part, which isn't too bad, it's something to laugh at, the husband and wife Christians kept trying to speak Spanish. It was embarrassing, and my Spanish sucks too, I've been Americanized for all my life, despite being born in Dominican Republic. That's another thing, they kept saying "The Dominican." "We were at a church at The Dominican." "Do they have eggs for breakfast at The Dominican?" That got on my nerves, but I was too polite to correct them.

I was also too polite to express my hatred for PB&J, I forgot how much I hated it. The woman served some Saturday morning, yuck, and I almost regurgitated it on first bite, but I soldiered through. This morning, butter toast and eggs, the former reminds me of Ed Edd N Eddy.

I did step out of my comfort zone for this trip as I am a shut-in, but buried deep in this 3 day excursion was seeing my mom, who I haven't visited in a year, for various reasons. That visit made it worthwhile. One disappointment, I never got to meet their kids. We were either out when they were in, or sleeping at the same time, or they were still sleeping while we were up and about to leave. Two sons, one daughter, I was especially interested in the daughter. I don't know what she looked like though, but she was one of the few pervy thoughts I had. That's another thing, I learned that I can easily do a no-fap period if I don't expose myself to porn. I'm here though, so...yeah. They had wi-fi, could've had a go in the bathroom, chose not to.

April 2nd, 2018, 07:05 AM	#1261
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April 6th, 2018, 01:45 PM	#1267
b119a Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 415 Thanks: 3,691 Thanked 2,945 Times in 387 Posts	All the More Reason. Nice of you to say that. __________________ So far queer buttfuck David deaf dumb still working on blind cause of death sickening goddamn place Collinsville IL made sickening by you old lady from hell if nobody knows you are the depths of deception cannot imagine prayer from you that doesn't thank satan for your material sellout no doctor cure going to fix what you're trying to do in Collinsville IL

April 6th, 2018, 04:07 PM	#1269
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,680 Times in 57,565 Posts	I think He's using Us as therapy, Stream of consciousness stuff.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 4th, 2018, 06:32 PM	#1266
Oh hi Mark! Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,292 Thanks: 18,688 Thanked 22,172 Times in 1,294 Posts	Ctrl+Backspace deletes words. I never knew that, the key was mentioned in a new r/AskReddit thread and that's how I found out. That should make some things easier.

April 8th, 2018, 11:02 PM	#1270
Oh hi Mark! Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,292 Thanks: 18,688 Thanked 22,172 Times in 1,294 Posts	Religious white people are way too nice. I knew that with Mormons, but now I can say that stretches past that specific sector. I just returned home from a 3 day stay at a Christian family's home. My grandma, her cousin, that cousin's friend who is a pastor, and myself. The pastor wanted to visit his brother who is in a prison, but they (not me, I didn't drive, not accountable) got lost and we were too late to visit. So, Friday was mostly spent driving, but then we went to the pastor's friends' house, a suburb outside of Pittsburgh, 4 hours away from my home. Very nice people, they let us stay over, next day was visiting my mom, who lives a few hours North in the Erie area. Got that done, next day, per the pastor's business, attended a Sunday service at a really nice looking church. Choir singing, live performance from musicians, including a pastor that not only sings, but plays piano. We had lunch there, and then took a 4 hour ride back home. I'm not religious, but found things to be fine, for the most part. The worst parts were that I didn't sleep too well. I shared a bed with my grandma, and it doesn't matter who I share a bed with, that's just something I can't do. So, I'm an incompatible person to have a long term loving relationship with. The other bad part, which isn't too bad, it's something to laugh at, the husband and wife Christians kept trying to speak Spanish. It was embarrassing, and my Spanish sucks too, I've been Americanized for all my life, despite being born in Dominican Republic. That's another thing, they kept saying "The Dominican." "We were at a church at The Dominican." "Do they have eggs for breakfast at The Dominican?" That got on my nerves, but I was too polite to correct them. I was also too polite to express my hatred for PB&J, I forgot how much I hated it. The woman served some Saturday morning, yuck, and I almost regurgitated it on first bite, but I soldiered through. This morning, butter toast and eggs, the former reminds me of Ed Edd N Eddy. I did step out of my comfort zone for this trip as I am a shut-in, but buried deep in this 3 day excursion was seeing my mom, who I haven't visited in a year, for various reasons. That visit made it worthwhile. One disappointment, I never got to meet their kids. We were either out when they were in, or sleeping at the same time, or they were still sleeping while we were up and about to leave. Two sons, one daughter, I was especially interested in the daughter. I don't know what she looked like though, but she was one of the few pervy thoughts I had. That's another thing, I learned that I can easily do a no-fap period if I don't expose myself to porn. I'm here though, so...yeah. They had wi-fi, could've had a go in the bathroom, chose not to.