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March 14th, 2018, 10:08 AM | #1211 |
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What Have you Learned Today ?
Stabbing oneself in the index finger
Certainly makes it ache a whimsy the next day The finger too Uh huh , who knew The stabbing occurred last night. If I could explain exactly how it happened , would. One minute was pushing the fork into the pizza. The next , said fork bent to the side . Buckled , sprang up then plunged down into fulsomely arrogant Anglo-Saxon flesh Being a Mod (We're all chosen for our high tolerance to physical pain) I didn't notice first off. Nope was only when I spied the blue blood on me crust that realised something was amiss
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March 14th, 2018, 10:16 AM | #1212 |
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Mate That ain't by any chance gonna impede a post in the Favourite Foods thread will it Or the stuffing of the pork, beef and or lamb into your gob I'm gonna cry There you learned something I am able to shed tears for the right reason
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March 14th, 2018, 10:28 AM | #1213 |
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March 14th, 2018, 10:56 AM | #1214 | |
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March 15th, 2018, 11:23 AM | #1215 |
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March 15th, 2018, 12:01 PM | #1216 |
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Today, I learned .....
No matter how intelligent you actually are, no matter if you're a professional tradesman, no matter how simple a task it might be and no matter how many dozens or hundreds of times you've done this task .... you still might fuck it up. Bit silly an electrician actually managed to insert batteries the wrong way around
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March 16th, 2018, 09:12 AM | #1220 |
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A few things..
#1. never going to be about the girl, more what she does, not about her meaning. #2. just some fun food forgotten. Pink Panther cereal, the stuff glowed in the dark, and had awesome toys. better healthy for all. Kraft had a chicken noodle box dinner and damn it was good, but they still have that classic Spaghetti crap boxed stuff on the shelf. So I learned today and especially a co-worker I took home. I'm not a taxi, I know good single guy food, and damit...Sabrina West/Sara Lynn is just perfect, to her fan that is, i just learned I know what is best!
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