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January 31st, 2018, 09:00 PM

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But I said to do it with the girls!

I've heard it said that Estreeter does it with Russians.

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January 31st, 2018, 10:32 PM

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280 lbs gils

Estreeter would prefer to be married to a fish , a rather large fish

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February 1st, 2018, 08:09 AM

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Estreeter would prefer to be married to a fish , a rather large fish

Hey, sandy

That wasn't one of my typos, nope I did mean gills, don't poke fun at me

not my fault palo5 is into mermaids

only his are in reverse, top half is fish and bottom half has legs and a damn hairy bush

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February 1st, 2018, 02:11 PM	#2174
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,629 Times in 9,629 Posts	bloke57 got a dishonorable discharge from the KISS Army. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 1st, 2018, 03:15 PM

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bloke57 got a dishonorable discharge from the KISS Army.

tygrkhat is a typical cat and tried to get 40 or 50 US Army girls pregnant. However, it's not certain all the "girls" were real girls

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February 2nd, 2018, 03:19 PM	#2176
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter collects pygmy porn, especially anal-pygmies. He keeps it on a secret area of his harddisk so NSA can't steal it from him

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February 2nd, 2018, 10:30 PM	#2177
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,318 Times in 13,886 Posts	tygrkhat40 will watch the superbowl from the patriots bench, as he is their biggest fan

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February 3rd, 2018, 03:20 AM	#2178
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February 3rd, 2018, 10:04 AM	#2180
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