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Old November 19th, 2017, 03:39 PM   #5181
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a log cabin in the mountains in summer or winter??
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Old November 19th, 2017, 04:41 PM   #5182
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Summer

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Old November 19th, 2017, 04:57 PM   #5183
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Hanging out at the hotel near the pool featuring the swim-up bar seems a much better idea than the beach IMO.

If you were a Heroic Fantasy charater,

Aragorn from Lord Of The Rings or Conan The Barbarian?
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Old November 19th, 2017, 05:16 PM   #5184
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Aragorn

Those tree live , you know? Tolkien.

butter or not?
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if I was Marlon Brando just behind Maria Schneider I'd say yes. But I'm not Brando. So no butter for me.

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Manowar or Iron Maiden?
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Iron Maiden

No butter? Don't love Paris?

Tango or java? (not C sharp)
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Tango, because it takes two.

Come home for lunch for a quickie, or wait until the evening and take your time?
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Old November 20th, 2017, 10:46 AM   #5188
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or wait until the evening and take your time With My Favourite Pornstar Elouise Please Oh Yes Indeed

Photographing Your Favourite PornStar Or Watch Her Videos On The Internet?
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Photograph her in person because getting her into bed would just be a question of $$$.

Thanksgiving coming up; staying home and hosting or over the hills and through the woods to someone else's house?
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Over the hills and through the woods. Actually, down I-90 to my sister's place in Ohio.

Traditional bread stuffing or some other concoction?
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