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Old April 7th, 2017, 01:04 AM   #3101
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Rather than starve, the grey wolf submitted to our genetic experiments.
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Unfortunately Disney's remake of 'American Werewolf In London' isn't as scary as expected.
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After Janice misinterpreted the police officer's advice to store money in a 'body security pouch', paying got needlessly complicated.
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If dogs could talk these two would be saying "What the hell are YOU looking at?"
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"Well you see officer, Waldomart's #!%@!! dressing rooms are always in use!"


Being the avid exhibitionist that she is, Jane simply cannot resist doing a bit of showing off in front of the store's security camera.
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Cosmo article: Deal With The Itch When He Convinces You To Go 70's
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After just one glass of Chablis sweet and innocent looking
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Does my ass look big in this?

I dunno, let me see your ass.


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Crap. 100% Genuine. Made in America. Ask for it by name.
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Lessee now, flaps down, gear down... "Watch your ass Harrison Ford, 'cause here I come!"


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