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June 29th, 2011, 12:46 PM | #1 |
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How Did She Or He Piss Ya Off Today ?
How Did She Or He Piss Ya Off Today ? Had a rough day with the other half ? Take your anger, frustrations, whatever out here and get a sympathetic ear We went a played golf this afternoon, she don't play together often. She's actually quite good for somebody who only has a round every 2 or 3 months. Well, today she beat me . She didn't piss me off for winning, it was the non stop reminding me she won for the 3 hours after that...........even over dinner Think I'll get her clubs shortened about inch as too prevent future possible unwanted wins
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June 29th, 2011, 01:08 PM | #2 |
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How Did She Piss Ya Off Today ?
1) Didn`t make me a fried breakfast , or in fact any breakfast ! 2) Never sent a surprise mighty meaty pizza for my lunch ! 3) Not offered to buy me a top floor flat in Kensington ! 4) Probably won`t cook dinner tonight ! 5) Doubtful she`ll arrive with a shit load of booze ! 6) She insisted on doing her Yoga while clothed ! 7) Wouldn`t quit work early to come and clean the flat up ! 8) Refuses to agree that the cash was a gift not a loan ! 9) Still hasn`t got an identical twin sister ! 10) Once again has told me i`m not allowed to post porn images ! Oh well , such is life
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She makes a racket at 2am going to work.
Texts me at 7am to see if i'm up out of bed yet And then phones to give me chores that I forget to do
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June 29th, 2011, 08:09 PM | #5 |
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I wasn`t thinking really about getting twice the trouble , more like getting twice as much full on , conversation
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I know those bin men have a devil of an early start
Wouldn`t it be simpler if she just checked the sky for flying pigs I`d say i`m not alone in being quite interested in learning just whats on the BB chore list Although i`m taking it for granted signing in here and pissing me off is at the top of it
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I was up at 7.30am enjoying toast and jam with tea. I did hoover a bit. But it's never good enough "you missed a bit" is a popular phrase in this house my study-or man den as they are now called looks like somebody threw a hand grenade into it paper, porn mags (for you buggers) records etc. chaos. Just what I like. Oh and my piano and a few guitars.
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We spent 5 days together at the beginning of this week and:
1) I realised what a cantankerous old curmudgeon he is, and, 2) his miniscule cock hasn't got any bigger, and, 3) despite this I still love him.
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[COLOR=#48007F !important]That it and this are both still breathing , rather than choking to death in an air tight room full of the ashes of every former living relative and friend of their`s
What ?, am i being too much on the fence again [/COLOR]
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She cut her hair off.
Well, not all of it. But her absolutely beautiful long black tresses, which reached halfway down her back, have been reduced to a modernized pageboy style. No consultation, no "I've been thinking about" -- she just went off and had it cropped. And then waltzed in to surprise me. Yeah, okay, I'm surprised all right. Dammit I love long hair on a woman. And dammit I don't like her short hair much at all. And the worst part is I can't even say that I don't like it, I have to lie and pretend I think it's great (I could tell the truth, but I'd rather not deal with the, er, repercussions of my honesty). Dammit!
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