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February 28th, 2012, 06:46 PM
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  On the subject of blowjobs, I once saw a German talkshow, and there was a guy reporting a blowjob from his girlfriend. According to the guy, she took his penis and blew at it as if she was blowing soap bubbles |
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February 29th, 2012, 06:01 PM
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Why is it called a blow job ?
Because calling it Cecil or Batholomew might put people off 
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Should be called a bob job, for bobbing up and dawn!
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I know there is a Seinfeld joke here somewhere. "Whhhy do they call it a blowjob? Would anyone really want to blow into my schmeckel? I don't think so!"
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This whole discussion made me think of ...the Mega-Maid
"She's gone from suck to blow." |
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