Never have I ever - Page 84

**Mal Hombre** · June 24th, 2018, 05:34 PM

Joined a Tong

Worn a Thong

Waved My Dong..*

*Two of these might be lies,I won't say which two butt I'm not Chinese..

scotpens · June 25th, 2018, 04:57 AM

Been drunk.

Smoked tobacco.

Attended a funeral.

Worn a tuxedo.

Played a video game.

Used a bidet.

Been inside a strip club. (Have I missed anything?)

Gotten a tattoo.

Grown a beard.

Put ketchup, sauce or gravy (yecch) on my French fries.

Taken more than 20 minutes to do my taxes.

Eaten snails, frog legs, or Rocky Mountain oysters.

MaxJoker · June 25th, 2018, 05:41 PM

Advised scotpens to thank more ,

On my knees scrubbed a floor ,

Been able to date a proper whore .

Well excuse me for wanting to dabble in the forbidden backdoor fruit of anal

Estreeter · July 5th, 2018, 02:16 PM

Never have I ever......

Stolen a car
Shot a round of golf and scored par

Fulfilled a dream and own a bar

MaxJoker · July 5th, 2018, 05:37 PM

In the written word been remotely concise ,

Circumcised myself more than trice ,

Bothered to learn how to ride a bike ,

Although have dated a few

**Mal Hombre** · July 5th, 2018, 06:33 PM

Never Have I

Liked walking on ice
Enjoyed too much spice
Neglected a vice..

MaxJoker · July 9th, 2018, 04:40 PM

Worn shiny shoes ,

Gone more than once on a gay cruise ,

Heard Trails sing Da`Blues ,

MaxJoker · July 14th, 2018, 01:26 PM

Not eaten more than enough for three ,

Harmed a Bee ,

In public done a wee .

Estreeter · August 2nd, 2018, 12:54 PM

Never have I ever .......

Been to the moon
Swallowed a spoon

Been the target of a harpoon

MaxJoker · August 2nd, 2018, 03:16 PM

Violated a religious Icon most sacred ,

A vegetarian topped pizza tasted ,

Allowed Trails to see me naked ,

June 24th, 2018, 05:34 PM	#831
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,723 Times in 57,565 Posts	Never have I ever Joined a Tong Worn a Thong Waved My Dong..* Two of these might be lies,I won't say which two butt I'm not Chinese.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 25th, 2018, 04:57 AM	#832
scotpens Senior Member Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 380 Thanks: 686 Thanked 3,743 Times in 367 Posts	Never have I ever . . . Been drunk. Smoked tobacco. Attended a funeral. Worn a tuxedo. Played a video game. Used a bidet. Been inside a strip club. (Have I missed anything?) Gotten a tattoo. Grown a beard. Put ketchup, sauce or gravy (yecch) on my French fries. Taken more than 20 minutes to do my taxes. Eaten snails, frog legs, or Rocky Mountain oysters.

June 25th, 2018, 05:41 PM	#833
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Never have I ever Advised scotpens to thank more , On my knees scrubbed a floor , Been able to date a proper whore . Well excuse me for wanting to dabble in the forbidden backdoor fruit of anal __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 5th, 2018, 02:16 PM	#834
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,847 Times in 60,322 Posts	Never have I ever...... Stolen a car Shot a round of golf and scored par Fulfilled a dream and own a bar __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 5th, 2018, 05:37 PM	#835
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Never have I ever In the written word been remotely concise , Circumcised myself more than trice , Bothered to learn how to ride a bike , Although have dated a few __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 5th, 2018, 06:33 PM	#836
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,723 Times in 57,565 Posts	Never Have I Liked walking on ice Enjoyed too much spice Neglected a vice.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 9th, 2018, 04:40 PM	#837
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Never have I ever Worn shiny shoes , Gone more than once on a gay cruise , Heard Trails sing Da`Blues , __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 14th, 2018, 01:26 PM	#838
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Never have I ever Not eaten more than enough for three , Harmed a Bee , In public done a wee . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 2nd, 2018, 12:54 PM	#839
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,847 Times in 60,322 Posts	Never have I ever ....... Been to the moon Swallowed a spoon Been the target of a harpoon __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 2nd, 2018, 03:16 PM	#840
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Never have I ever ....... Violated a religious Icon most sacred , A vegetarian topped pizza tasted , Allowed Trails to see me naked , __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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