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Old December 7th, 2010, 05:51 AM   #1
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Default Brit vs Yank vs Aussie slang

I have read TONS of posts on this forum, and noticed the wild disparity of slang between Brit and Yank slang. I'd really love to have a forum for all of us English speakers to trot out our various slang......

I'll start with this-
Pound sand (up yer ass) American.
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Old December 7th, 2010, 05:55 AM   #2
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"England and America are two countries separated by a common language." - George Bernard Shaw
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For those who are interested in understanding what the Brits are saying about us check out The Septic's Companion. http://septicscompanion.com/index.php It's a British slang dictionary.
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I'll chuck some Aussie in for ya all

Flat out like a lizard drinkin' , busy
Stands out like dog's balls , obvious
Kangaroos loose in the top paddock, an idiot
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Old December 7th, 2010, 10:55 PM   #5
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Piss up a rope ( eff off) American
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Old December 9th, 2010, 05:17 AM   #6
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The dog's bollocks, or some times just the dogs. Is English slang for excellent or the best as in:

"They are of the opinion that, when it comes to Italian opera, Pavarotti is the dog's bollocks."

Oh in case you didn't know bollocks are testicles.



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I'll chuck some Aussie in for ya all
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See also-

Not the full quid

A sanger short of a barbie

An iceblock short of an igloo
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Kangaroos loose in the top paddock, an idiot
How 'bout:

"A couple of cans short of a six pack"
"His cheese done slipped off the cracker"
"The elevator doesn't stop at all floors"

And can somebody answer this age-old question: Who is "Jack The Lad" ? Is he related to "Mary and Her Four Daughters" ?
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A couple more British sayings:

"The lights are on but no-one's home"
"One wave short of a shipwreck"

My favourite Aussie ones are "strewth" & "you flamin' gallah" as used in Home & Away alot.
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Not the full quid
A sanger short of a barbie
An iceblock short of an igloo
Ah! Interesting to note that the equivalent of #2 here in the UK is the more "English" statement of:

A sandwich short of a picnic!
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