Collected old threads from Funnies - Page 13

gtos4ever · August 22nd, 2011, 06:31 AM

FROM THE DOG'S DIARY

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

From a Cat's Diary:

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies". I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ... Will keep you posted

noxx · August 24th, 2011, 06:55 PM

I am a big fan of Dean Yeagle Playboy cartoons and since I couldn't find a thread dedicated to this I thought I'd make one. A big THANK YOU to MoPy and Fabrizio for posting these cartoons in the playboy threads(the majority if not all are from there) and also to anyone who post these cartoons

If anyone can help with these please post

Thank you

**Ghaleon** · September 6th, 2011, 05:43 PM

We all know that when texting abbrevations are used. Like LOL (Laugh Out Loud) and WTF (What The F**k)

But senior citizens have been doing it as well and that code has finally been cracked.

ATD - At The Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring The Wheelchair
CBM - Covered By Medicare
CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center
FWBB - Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
IMHO - Is My HearingAid On
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My ! Sorry, Gas
ROFLCGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing. Can't Get Up
TTYL - Talk To You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To ?
WTP - Where's The Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

**paddyo** · September 22nd, 2011, 09:43 PM

**paddyo** · September 22nd, 2011, 10:36 PM

Thanks to the uploader.

One Mandy Morning (Cover and a few exemples)

37 pages - 1158 x 1482 px - 10 MB

Includes a great bonus: other drawing of Mandy, some color drawings
26 images

Code:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I5EOMD44

**paddyo** · September 23rd, 2011, 06:28 PM

YEAGLE - SCRIBBLINGS t1, t2 AND t3

Scribblings are books of preliminary B&W sketches, doodles, etc.

Here are 3 books.

SCRIBBLINGS T1 50 pages

SCRIBBLINGS T2 47 pages

SCRIBBLINGS T3 50 pages

The 3 books are uploaded individually in this folder.
Pages are 1050 x 1500 px - 30 Mb

Code:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RMPG71FV

MaxJoker · October 8th, 2011, 04:33 AM

Unfortunately though i have no picture of that so here`s somebody else entirely.

Mmmmm sure ain`t nothing like a plain woman and charcoal to get`s a man frisky

quisestu · October 18th, 2011, 11:42 AM

I know we all hate reading instructions, but some have to be read to be believed.
A current listing on FleaBay for a set of watch repair tools includes this list of features:

Description:

16 Common Use Generic Watch Repair Tools; Great For Changing Batteries & Bands On Most Watches. This set of 16 watch repair tools includes: 1 watchband link pin remover, 1 watchband holder, one spring bar remover, 3 Pin punches, 1 metal and plastic hammer, 1 case knife, 3 slotted screwdrivers, 2 Phillips screwdrivers, 1 case wrench, 1 pair of long nose pliers with side cutters, and 1 pair of stainless steel tweezers.

Feature:

Feet to open the table key (use: Open the bottom cover and tighten the screws bud directly aligned with the tool in front of the bottom cover the gap of two feet turn right direction switch. You can easily open the watch case back.)
Open base knife (use: press the bottom of the watch for the bottom cover must be one of the tools used, pry the end of knife.)
Split strap device (use: If your watch is new, then removed when the strap is the most convenient to use.)
Ear Health grant (use: dedicated to dismantling strap watch cases and students between the ears, or belt of Health ears the most methods.)
Red Clamp (use: assembly and disassembly is inevitable to use the pliers watches, such as the demolition of strap in the starting folder to folder, pins, etc..)
Folding plastic seat strap (use: demolition watch chain, will watch chain sandwiched plastic seat racks. Very easy to load or open the strap.)
Screwdriver (use: for internal assembly and disassembly machines use.)
Rubber hammer (use: split strap installed after the hairpin, etc., when used for tapping.)
King fell (use: If your watch band is too tight or too just bought a strip, you must bring it fell smaller.)
Sharp tweezers (Use: Some folders and other small accessories and spare parts, etc.)

I've included the picture to see if anyone can fit the item to the instruction (I can guess most, but some:

)
I particularly like the 'Ear Health grant' 'dedicated to dismantling strap watch cases and students between the ears'

**sweatyhat** · October 18th, 2011, 11:49 AM

The pic describes it as being the "Deluxe" watch repair set.
What sets it apart fom the bog standard ones?

neverman10000 · November 19th, 2011, 06:13 PM

August 22nd, 2011, 06:31 AM	#121
gtos4ever Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 472 Thanks: 6,830 Thanked 5,660 Times in 467 Posts	The difference between dogs and cats in their own words FROM THE DOG'S DIARY 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! From a Cat's Diary: They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies". I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ... Will keep you posted __________________ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 24th, 2011, 06:55 PM	#122
noxx Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 37 Thanks: 2,767 Thanked 2,000 Times in 32 Posts	Dean Yeagle Playboy cartoons I am a big fan of Dean Yeagle Playboy cartoons and since I couldn't find a thread dedicated to this I thought I'd make one. A big THANK YOU to MoPy and Fabrizio for posting these cartoons in the playboy threads(the majority if not all are from there) and also to anyone who post these cartoons If anyone can help with these please post Thank you Last edited by noxx; August 24th, 2011 at 07:13 PM..

September 6th, 2011, 05:43 PM	#123
Ghaleon Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Between Here & There Posts: 2,063 Thanks: 73,874 Thanked 34,788 Times in 2,064 Posts	Senior Texting .... Decoded We all know that when texting abbrevations are used. Like LOL (Laugh Out Loud) and WTF (What The Fk) But senior citizens have been doing it as well and that code has finally been cracked. ATD - At The Doctor's BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring The Wheelchair CBM - Covered By Medicare CUATSC - See You At The Senior Center FWBB - Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW - Forgot Where I Was GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA - Got Heartburn Again IMHO - Is My HearingAid On LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out OMMR - On My Massage Recliner OMSG - Oh My ! Sorry, Gas ROFLCGU - Rolling On The Floor Laughing. Can't Get Up TTYL - Talk To You Louder WAITT - Who Am I Talking To ? WTP - Where's The Prunes WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI** - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 22nd, 2011, 10:36 PM	#125
paddyo Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,307 Thanks: 2,486 Thanked 38,760 Times in 1,257 Posts	Thanks to the uploader. One Mandy Morning (Cover and a few exemples) 37 pages - 1158 x 1482 px - 10 MB Includes a great bonus: other drawing of Mandy, some color drawings 26 images Code: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I5EOMD44

September 23rd, 2011, 06:28 PM	#126
paddyo Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,307 Thanks: 2,486 Thanked 38,760 Times in 1,257 Posts	YEAGLE - SCRIBBLINGS t1, t2 AND t3 Scribblings are books of preliminary B&W sketches, doodles, etc. Here are 3 books. SCRIBBLINGS T1 50 pages SCRIBBLINGS T2 47 pages SCRIBBLINGS T3 50 pages The 3 books are uploaded individually in this folder. Pages are 1050 x 1500 px - 30 Mb Code: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RMPG71FV

September 22nd, 2011, 09:43 PM	#124
paddyo Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,307 Thanks: 2,486 Thanked 38,760 Times in 1,257 Posts

October 8th, 2011, 04:33 AM	#127
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Attractive woman prepares edible meal Unfortunately though i have no picture of that so here`s somebody else entirely. Mmmmm sure ain`t nothing like a plain woman and charcoal to get`s a man frisky __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 18th, 2011, 11:42 AM	#128
quisestu Senior Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Somewhere in the North East UK Posts: 172 Thanks: 6,973 Thanked 2,978 Times in 163 Posts	When the suggestion to RTFM (Read The Fine(?) Manual) is the least useful remark! I know we all hate reading instructions, but some have to be read to be believed. A current listing on FleaBay for a set of watch repair tools includes this list of features: Description: 16 Common Use Generic Watch Repair Tools; Great For Changing Batteries & Bands On Most Watches. This set of 16 watch repair tools includes: 1 watchband link pin remover, 1 watchband holder, one spring bar remover, 3 Pin punches, 1 metal and plastic hammer, 1 case knife, 3 slotted screwdrivers, 2 Phillips screwdrivers, 1 case wrench, 1 pair of long nose pliers with side cutters, and 1 pair of stainless steel tweezers. Feature: Feet to open the table key (use: Open the bottom cover and tighten the screws bud directly aligned with the tool in front of the bottom cover the gap of two feet turn right direction switch. You can easily open the watch case back.) Open base knife (use: press the bottom of the watch for the bottom cover must be one of the tools used, pry the end of knife.) Split strap device (use: If your watch is new, then removed when the strap is the most convenient to use.) Ear Health grant (use: dedicated to dismantling strap watch cases and students between the ears, or belt of Health ears the most methods.) Red Clamp (use: assembly and disassembly is inevitable to use the pliers watches, such as the demolition of strap in the starting folder to folder, pins, etc..) Folding plastic seat strap (use: demolition watch chain, will watch chain sandwiched plastic seat racks. Very easy to load or open the strap.) Screwdriver (use: for internal assembly and disassembly machines use.) Rubber hammer (use: split strap installed after the hairpin, etc., when used for tapping.) King fell (use: If your watch band is too tight or too just bought a strip, you must bring it fell smaller.) Sharp tweezers (Use: Some folders and other small accessories and spare parts, etc.) I've included the picture to see if anyone can fit the item to the instruction (I can guess most, but some: ) I particularly like the 'Ear Health grant' 'dedicated to dismantling strap watch cases and students between the ears' __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Go stick your head in a pig!" There are 10 kinds of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.

October 18th, 2011, 11:49 AM	#129
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	The pic describes it as being the "Deluxe" watch repair set. What sets it apart fom the bog standard ones? __________________

November 19th, 2011, 06:13 PM	#130
neverman10000 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 181 Thanks: 3,538 Thanked 6,266 Times in 192 Posts	Old postcard

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