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Old January 5th, 2019, 11:36 PM   #11
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Firstly, great thread topic Shwenck, thanks for starting it.

Second, reading your posts is arousing me, so thanks again.

Your humping description reminds of a technique I haven’t used since I was a teen, but am going to try again. I used to use a sandwich bag liberally smeared inside with Vaseline, and insert my hard cock. I loosely secured it with an elastic band around the base of my cock.

Then it was the same 2 pillow technique, as I imagined fucking one of the 2 or 3 girls I fancied at school.

Needless to say, I experienced sensational ejaculations using this method and can’t wait to try it out again. Would love to hear if anyone else tries it and likes it
That's an interesting approach.
I have used plastic sandwich bags, but not for humping between two pillows. I have used condoms, but generally in hotels so my partner didn't see the marks on the pillow. Have you tried the same technique with any other lube than Vaseline? I think I might try it with some other lube.

Come to think of it, when in hotels, if I didn't have a condom, I have used those small plastic bags they provide for ladies' tampons, alongside some lube. Not fantastic, but better than nothing. Never tried it with a rubber band to secure it, so must try that.
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I use JO H2O. It's a water-based lubricant and as long as you keep working your cock, it doesn't dry out - apparently, you can revive it with some water if you have left it for a while and it's gone tacky. Easy to rinse off too, unlike Vaseline which is nigh on waterproof
I haven't come across that lube, I shall certainly look out for it. My wife & I use AquaGlide when she needs a bit of extra lubrication and it works fine for that purpose, but while it feels great for masturbation initially, it does seem to dry up fairly quickly.

Thanks for the tip.
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Thanks to everyone who has responded and liked these posts.
I am away for a few days, but am planning to post further. I'd like to do a post on Toys for Men, which have got more interesting in recent years. Anyone have a favourite toy?

Thanks, Schwenck
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I haven't come across that lube, I shall certainly look out for it. My wife & I use AquaGlide when she needs a bit of extra lubrication and it works fine for that purpose, but while it feels great for masturbation initially, it does seem to dry up fairly quickly.

Thanks for the tip.
It's available in Ann Summers stores. There are a number of versions in the range, here's the one I recommend:

https://www.annsummers.com/sex-essen...tem+JO&start=1


Be careful, as there's a 'cooling' version in almost identical packaging - if you're anything like me then you might not like getting something minty on your sensitive areas!
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Thanks to everyone who has responded and liked these posts.
I am away for a few days, but am planning to post further. I'd like to do a post on Toys for Men, which have got more interesting in recent years. Anyone have a favourite toy?

Thanks, Schwenck
I just have a Fleshlight, which is wonderful.
Only use it occasionally though, when I know I won't be disturbed for 3-4 hours....need to get naked and fully lubed to enjoy it properly
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This may seem odd to you - it even strikes me as odd - but if I am in bed having a hand on cock wank to some desperately stimulating material, then I just have to lie on my left hand side. Just have to. Cannot come on the other side. Have just about come lying on my back, but not comfortably. Have to be on my left side.

Now, I am right handed, so you can see why the left side is preferable, but I cannot understand why it is so ingrained. Years of training, perhaps?

Also, I cannot wank with my left hand. It would just not work.
Anyone out there ambiwankstrous?
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anything touches my bum when im wanking and it is dead! That obviously includes my hand & fingers!

No bum stuff for me.

Yeah, I know what you mean - although prostate massage is supposed to be very conducive to an explosive orgasm.
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Also, I cannot wank with my left hand. It would just not work.
Anyone out there ambiwankstrous?
I'm a righty for writing and a lefty for wanking. Reckon it must be from needing my right hand free to turn the pages of jazz mags
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It's available in Ann Summers stores. There are a number of versions in the range, here's the one I recommend:

https://www.annsummers.com/sex-essen...tem+JO&start=1


Be careful, as there's a 'cooling' version in almost identical packaging - if you're anything like me then you might not like getting something minty on your sensitive areas!
Thanks very much for this information. I don't like the sound of the 'cooling' version either, not others that suggest 'heat'. But both of these exist, so someone must be buying them. Anyone here like 'cool' or 'hot' lubes?
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I'm a righty for writing and a lefty for wanking. Reckon it must be from needing my right hand free to turn the pages of jazz mags
Wow!!
I am glad to hear you can do this successfully, but I find that so strange.
Does that mean you generally lie on your right side?

I wish I had your skill with your left hand. Although, given my inability, I was very lucky that when I had a motorcycle crash, I broke all the bones in my left hand, and not my right. I have managed to turn over pages with my left hand, so it is not entirely useless.

(later update: I might have given the impression that my left hand was maimed. Thanks to a brilliant surgeon, some very dominant physiotherapists and a lot of pain, it works very well 40 years later, far better than i ever expected. I was surprised that it wasn't put in plaster. 'Oh. no said the Surgeon, if we put it in plaster, it will not move again'. After the op, he said 'Can you make a fist?'. I could only twitch a couple of fingers. He closed my hand into a fist - painful - and said when you can do that yourself, you can go home. So, into physio.)
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