Porn vs. Reality - Anal Sex

[doc sunggles]

i've had the pleasure of anal sex with at least three ladies and they all seem to love it and two that where very interested but we broke up befor i took the plunge so to speak . ladies these days arnt the same as they where in my view they are far more forthright and willing with an if they can do it in the movies i can do it in life attitude , yes some times you end up with a little more than you bargained but to be honest what where you expecting ? .i'm currentley chasing on down that actually bragged about how many times shes done it and claims its best if use a vibro to stimulate aswell . i also know of atleast 4 where i work they claim to love it too . the taboo's on this are coming down quite quickly

[Sir Spender]

[QUOTE=malcxxx;1404469]If I may assume that there are many men here like myself who've watched an awful lot of porn....``

You may assume that there are many men here like myself who`ve watched `a lot of awful porn`..........
thats why we come here instead.

[buggeration]

I still practice anal sex with my wife - have done for the better part of twenty years. She has a trick of flushing herself out with an almost empty squeezy baby-oil bottle - in other words, a bottle with a little oil in it which she tops up with luke warm water. She inserts and squeezes. Also leaves her nicely lubricated. I often do it for her because you need to get the angle right: ie, bent over with her ass in the air.

[ddn1963]

Wife enjoys it more than me. I like thinking about it but not actually doing it (that is, I like the idea of her being hot enough to ask for it). But there's something about sh*t that kills my enthusiasm. My dick covered in turd grease eliminates spontanious oral, and the one time we accidentally slipped into vaginal mode after anal, she ended up with the worst UTI of her life. So count me out.... but I can't help but think, on those rare occasions when I am up her rear, that there are probably 10 guys on my block who'd give their left nut to have a wife who actually wants it that way.

[Fastboy]

I dated a girl once who prefered anal. She especially loved it with a vibrator on her clit. It was nice for a while. But, it became something she "needed" every time we had sex. When something becomes required the novelty wears off pretty quickly.

Funny, my wife doesn't like anal sex. So now, twenty-five years later, I find myself having anal sex fantasies about the girl I "left behind."

[Woodsie]

I just love it! Go to the loo in good time and use the bidet to clean up. Plenty of foreplay to get you going and a little KY and away you go. It may be a bit difficult the first time so your man has to be patient but you will come back for more.

[belfastian1967]

To use a comparison from snooker. Why would one attempt a difficult brown when there is an easy pink for the taking??

[Sharkhunter]

Originally Posted by belfastian1967

To use a comparison from snooker. Why would one attempt a difficult brown when there is an easy pink for the taking??

That said one can say that there are a number of reds available, but let's not go there!

[CB_Chuckles]

There are legal reasons why the brown typically isn't shown in US-produced anal scenes. Put simply, its classified as obscene and thus the producers can be criminally prosecuted. The vast majority of porn is protected as art, but many of the more extreme activities cross a rather poorly defined line.

[CasB]

Woodsie is right about patience. There is also an extra 'tingle' in planning to be a special and very private slut for your bloke. For me, a light meal and a shower/bath together is a good start. A smooth toy with its own rear-only rubber, plenty of lube and some trust eases things; the vib' proves the way clear or the rubber is dumped and we try something else. If all is well, he snuggles up behind, takes me slowly and rolls me on top so everything underneath me, from his chest to his dick, feels incredibly hard but his fingers dance all over me. I need him to be still once he is all the way inside as it takes me a while for my bum to relax and not sting so I sometimes rub a non-scented hand cream into his palms as he has to wait (poor thing). I'm not really into being humped from behind - it hurts - so we've found the best is a long slow stroke all the way in then a swift slide out, combined with a vib all over and sometimes inside my c**t. There have even been times when he has held my bum cheeks apart as he has taken me from below and I have worked the vib, but I'm not ready to describe that, especially outside on a warm night in the Windies on holiday.
(Top Tip: Always remove batteries from your vibs before your bags are scanned at Customs).