Billy Bunter's Desert Island Thread - Page 2

**tobe2165** · February 27th, 2010, 01:21 AM

**seany65** · February 27th, 2010, 01:27 AM

A solar powered generator, a 'replicator' from 'Star Trek' and a 'Pleasure G.E.L.F.' from 'Red Dwarf'.
Meaning there'd be a permanent supply of Food and drink and other bits such as beds, chairs, books, records etc. from the replicator and a constant supply of different celebs etc. from the 'G.E.L.F'.

blatt · January 23rd, 2011, 09:10 PM

Great thread

Id take an invented porno dvd if thats ok starring ali sky / louise hodges and jo guest , call it extreme lesbo loving or something

Record best of creedance

Book - a hundred and one uses for coconuts

Solar powdered 19 inch laptop so i could still come on here and play that dvd

A machine gun with a thousand rounds of ammo , in case the wife and her family tracked me down

eek · January 23rd, 2011, 09:26 PM

1. Seka's fantasies
2. Stone Roses 1st LP

3. Orwell's 1984
4. a knife

5. a fork

**kelio** · January 25th, 2011, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse

One of my favorite books also.

Among the "two other choices", I'd go for

The solar powered laptop - which solves the issue of books, erotica & music.

The second item is the indispensable piano

And if possible, a lot of this

to be used as toilet paper

**victor meldrew** · January 25th, 2011, 11:49 AM

Inside Desiree Cousteau
Cream - Disraeli Gears
Tom Clancy's - Red Storm Rising
Formula 1 (Waddington's Board Game)
Swiss Army Pen Knife

**nevermind** · January 25th, 2011, 09:01 PM

A couple of sharks to make sure i don't get
unwanted visitors....

A couple of these signs for those who survived the
sharks, just in case....

I have to eat,..Right.? (not just fish)

Sara Lynn to keep the place clean,
and do the dishes...

.

**theequestrian** · January 26th, 2011, 12:23 AM

Porno - won't be needed (see below)
Book - The collected works of Shakespeare
Album - (the toughest call) Flip a coin The Beatles Revolver or Miles' Kind of Blue
Misc. item #1 - The obligatory 1000 foot tall Marijuana plant
Misc. item #2 - A fully anatomically correct FemBot with the ability to shape change. She would be programmed to assume the form of any of the Playmates or Pets that have appeared over the years, and to change forms on a daily basis. She would also come equipped with a mute button and the special capability of changing into a Strat and Marshall stack on demand.

charliedog · January 26th, 2011, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

I forgot the pizza delivery menu

there's pizza delivery in the UK? who'da thunk it?

I thought that was an American thing.

...and to get back on point, I would trade my copy of bitches brew for my Alvarez Yairi DY-62c and a dozen fender medium picks

February 27th, 2010, 01:27 AM	#12
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,658 Thanks: 80,521 Thanked 32,787 Times in 3,536 Posts	A solar powered generator, a 'replicator' from 'Star Trek' and a 'Pleasure G.E.L.F.' from 'Red Dwarf'. Meaning there'd be a permanent supply of Food and drink and other bits such as beds, chairs, books, records etc. from the replicator and a constant supply of different celebs etc. from the 'G.E.L.F'. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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theequestrian Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: A hop, skip & a jump from Daytona Beach, Florida Posts: 1,177 Thanks: 4,807 Thanked 11,708 Times in 1,156 Posts	Porno - won't be needed (see below) Book - The collected works of Shakespeare Album - (the toughest call) Flip a coin The Beatles Revolver or Miles' Kind of Blue Misc. item #1 - The obligatory 1000 foot tall Marijuana plant Misc. item #2 - A fully anatomically correct FemBot with the ability to shape change. She would be programmed to assume the form of any of the Playmates or Pets that have appeared over the years, and to change forms on a daily basis. She would also come equipped with a mute button and the special capability of changing into a Strat and Marshall stack on demand. __________________ 'If we could read each others minds, we'd all sleep with loaded guns' -theequestrian

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January 23rd, 2011, 09:10 PM	#13
blatt Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: South London Posts: 400 Thanks: 16,587 Thanked 5,520 Times in 398 Posts	Great thread Id take an invented porno dvd if thats ok starring ali sky / louise hodges and jo guest , call it extreme lesbo loving or something Record best of creedance Book - a hundred and one uses for coconuts Solar powdered 19 inch laptop so i could still come on here and play that dvd A machine gun with a thousand rounds of ammo , in case the wife and her family tracked me down

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