HAIRY muffdiving, cunnilingus, bush licking, clit flicking, beaver tasting, yodelling in the canyon

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A thread dedicated to the art of muff diving on specifically hairy pie.

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Bridgette Monet is one of the pussies I'd most like to taste...

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many of you will agree with me that there can only be one winner when it comes to picking the hairy mound and juicy lips we would most like to go down on...

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annette would also be on the pussy tasting podium

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From "The Meaning of Life"

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.
Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her
off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight
for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.
Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.
Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.
Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.
Another: Bite the neck.
Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so
on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we
stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

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ORAL SEX TECHNIQUES - FEMALE (Version 1.0)


TASTE:

In my experience, one of the main reasons that partners avoid
female oral sex is due to a percieved or even experienced poor taste.
While it is true that women run the range from pleasant (tasty!) to sour
or uric tasting, there are easy steps to ensure that your partner will
be tasting her sweetest.
First and most obviously, a good vigorous shower will do much to
neutralize the taste of your partner. In fact, oral sex in the shower,
while not a favorite method of mine, has a completely neutral taste if
you stick to the upper regions of your partner's sex. If your partner
has not showered recently, or has physically exerted herself recently,
her taste will be much stronger. This, however, can be a good thing!
Secondly, foreplay will improve upon both the taste and the
experience in general if your can get her juices flowing. I have never
found an extremely aroused, wet woman to taste unpleasant. Quite the
contrary!

FOREPLAY:

Do it! Take your time! Have fun! Experiment! A common male
misunderstanding is that females are aroused most through physical contact.
Not true. I have aroused women greatly simply by acting sexy. Tension is a
wonderful tool, use it. If you can build tension to the point where the
barest touch sends electric shivers through both of you, you can't lose!
Similarly, even the best love techniques will not turn on a woman who isn't
in the mood. (If you can get her in the mood, well then you're talking.)
Joe Slobodnik's article (13590) on methods of arousal was a bit
technical, but he hit on some very important points. Take your time,
explore your partner (there's a lot more there than nipples and a clitoris!),
build tension, have fun.

POSITIONS:

There are two basic positions that I have found very versitile and
succesful. For a very comfortable session, have her lie on her back with
legs spread and knees bent slightly. Lie on your stomach between her legs,
put your right arm under her left leg and your left arm under her right -
somewhat of an intimate hug. Now you should find your head situated
conveniently and comfortably near the center of your attention.
Less comfortable, but a bit wilder is the following. Lie on your
back, prop a couple of pillows (or fold one over) under your head. Have
your partner kneel facing you with one knee on each side of your head, above
your shoulders. The sexy part of this position (IMHO) is that your partner
can look down at you and watch you eating her out. (Yum) Versatility and
comfort are reduced for the giver, so I only occasionally partake in this
position.
These are by no means the only positions. Again, experiment, have
fun. If you can find a bed where your partner can lie down with her legs
dangling off the bed and resting flat on the floor, you're in luck. Now
you can have her sit just at the edge of the bed, lie back, and give you
plenty of access while you kneel/sit in front of her sex.


GEOGRAPHY:

Woman are very different in some respects of their genitalia, but
the major parts are the same. A woman's sex from the oral sex point of view
consists of two sets of lips (outer and inner) that meet just below the
vaginal opening and some variable distance above the clitoris; the vaginal
opening (immediately above the nether meeting of above-mentioned lips), a
smooth section of skin between the vaginal opening and the clitoris (I have
no clue as to its technical name, hereafter it will be refered to as the
"scav") and the clitoris and its surrounding folds.
If you get the chance, explore your partner in a location with decent
lighting. Use your hand to spread her sex and explore her, find out what's
where and what's what. Like I said earlier, women are different. Especially
the location and shape of the clitoris. It can be buried, protruding,
surrounded by many folds of flesh, or hanging out it the open. The best
method I have found for finding your partner's clitoris (If all else fails,
ask!), is to place a finger at the very base of her sex and gently run it up
her scav until you feel a slight bump. That's it.

OK, ENOUGH OF THE DETAILS, NOW THE NITTY-GRITTY (tm)

So your partner is showered, excited and feeling sexy. It's the big
moment, what to do? Don't simply dive in. Take your time, excite her.

In my opinion, I can usually tell how good my partner is at oral sex by how
she "goes down" on me. By "going down" I mean the process by which she goes
from kising my lips to sucking oh-so-wonderfully on my sex.

What's the bellybutton for?
Putting your gum in on the way down!

Depending on your partner, different methods of going down will work more
effectively. If you've gotten to this point with your partner, you should
have a fair idea of what she likes. Take advantage of that knowledge. One
thing that I highly recommend however, is a sexy look. Sexy looks can make
all the difference, and the best place to throw one in is as you're licking,
sucking and kissing your way down her stomach stop, look up and smile
devilishly.
Unbutton your partners jean's, pull the tabs back and kiss her newly
exposed flesh. Unzip her pants, pull the tabs back as far as they can go and
place light, tender kisses on her abdomen and around the top of her panties.
Watch it, some women are very ticklish here!
(Note the above doesn't work so well if she doesn't have jeans on
but you're all smart enough to figure it out...) Once you've removed
everything but her panties, stop. You have a unique opportunity for further
arousal. Kiss her legs and inner thighs with gentle kisses. Work your way
up each leg and make a point of stopping at the line of her underwear. Kiss
again along the top of her underwear, and along the other two borders.
Now move to her cotton (silk? lace? latex?) covered sex. Plant firm,
dry kisses through her underwear on her sex, low and right around the
vaginal entrance works best for me. If your partner is really excited, often
her underwear will be damp and will smell (pleasantly) of her sex.
Removing the underwear is again a matter of choice. You know your
partner best, I prefer either gently sliding it all the way off with my
fingers, or pulling it part way down with my teeth first.

DIRECT KISSING:

It is not unusual for your partner's lips to be closed together. A
very excited woman's lips may be slightly spread allready ("pouting").
Again, building tension can be accomplished by light kisses on either side
of her sex as well as light blowing. (Do not inflate your partner! This
can be very dangerous!!) Spreading her lips can be accomplished by placing
your tongue first at the base of her sex, and then firmly running your
tongue all the way up. Continue with a few long licks from the base of her
sex all the way to the top past her clitoris. Vary the firmness of your
tongue from hard and pointed to broad and soft.

THE BIG "O" :

The best and most proven method of making your partner cum through
oral sex is by repeated, rythmic stroking of her clitoris with your tongue.
The tongue is uniquely suited for this purpose because of it's texture,
versatility, and pliability. It is difficult (and tiring) to apply too
much pressure to your partner's clitoris. Some women are much more sensitive
than others however. Be receptive to any sharp gasps, you could be being too
affectionate. If this is the case, move away from direct contact or adopt
a gentler technique.
Repeated, rythmic stroking can be accomplished in a variety of ways.
I prefer either rapid, repeated verticle licks with a firm, pointed tongue,
or planting your tongue firmly against your partner's clitoris and
vigorously shaking your head back and forth. (Tiring, maybe. But it's worth
it!) If you are having trouble finding the correct angle or method for
rhythmically lingually carresing her clitoris, or if you want to try
something fun and new:
Toungue the abc's. No seriously! This is a great oral excercise on
any part of the body. Toungue the abc's starting with lower case, and moving
though upper case. (Heck, you could do the whole ANSI ASCII set if you'd
like!) Be especially perceptive while you do this, vary your speed and watch
for sharp intakes of breath - chances are you've hit the right angle. The
abc's give a large variety of different strokes, so come back to this
excersize as often as you'd like.
A general rule of thumb (tongue?) is to start slow and pick up the
pace as you go along. This is definately a general rule though, feel free
to break it by varying your rhythm, both slowly and predictably as well as
quickly and startlingly.

OTHER FUN THINGS TO DO:

Lick between the inner and outer lips; penetrate the vagina deeply
(a much stronger, iron-like taste here); "tease" the entrance to her vagina
with rapid pokes of your toungue at varying depths; don't forget your hands,
often a woman will feel a need or ache for something inside of her while
very aroused, oblige her with a finger or two. Both kissing and manually
manipulating your partner is tough, anyone with succesful methods is welcome
to pipe in.
Talk to your partner, ask her what she likes. Experiment (if you can)
with many different partners. What excites one woman a lot may not excite
another as much, but may still be well worth trying. On the other hand, you
may not notice a subtle pleasurable technique on one woman that can be easily
learned on another. The better you know your parnter, the more effectively
you can please her. Have fun!