The hunt for Jennifer's norks

JABYCTT · August 1st, 2013, 02:49 AM

Join The Jennifer Aniston Boycott! Sign the Petition (link below).

Petition Letter:

We are boycotting Jennifer Aniston, her new movie "We're the Millers", and ALL her future movies, TV shows and product endorsements!

For over a decade, Jennifer Aniston and her PR-team have been continually and intentionally deceiving us about the inclusion of nudity by her in her movies!

Jennifer and her PR-team are aware that she's considered one of the "hottest" celebs around (evidenced by her frequent appearances in "sexiest women in world" lists) and that she has a large male "following”. So they know any suggestion she may have a nude-scene in one of her upcoming movies will cause a lot of excitement and buzz, get lots of press coverage and result in more ticket sales. Which is what happens, but there's one big problem: THERE IS NEVER ANY VISIBLE NUDITY IN ANY OF HER MOVIES!! The hyped-up “nude-scenes” are always either blurred, obscured or cut out completely!

Here's "nude-scenes" Jennifer and her PR-team have falsely hyped-up:

The Good Girl (2002)

Hype: Jennifer Aniston's "First sex-scene" where she'll be "semi-nude"

End result: No Visible Nudity! There's a "semi-nude sex-scene" but its too dark to see anything!

Rumor has it (2005)

Hype: There's "Topless scene".

End result: No Visible Nudity! Shot from back!

Derailed (2005)

Hype: Jennifer has "steamy, passionate sex-scene" which was so "rough and physical" she got bruises on her legs-which she frequently mentioned in interviews promoting the movie.

End result: No visible Nudity! and the "steamy sex-scene" was interrupted before it even began!

The Break Up (2006)

Hype: Jennifer Aniston will be completely naked! in scene where she walks around totally nude!

Headlines: "Jennifer Aniston Bares All For The Break Up", "Jen enjoyed naked scenes", “Jennifer Aniston Gets Naked and Hairless for Film Scene”

Quotes from Jennifer: “Its one of those scenes that you sort of forget about because you love the movie and the script so much.” “I just knew that it would be shot tastefully and it was such a funny joke in my mind, that I just figured well, just grin and bare it.” “I just got crazy, ripped off my skirt and went: ‘Woo! Woo!’”“I guess there’s something liberating about walking around completely nude. I am comfortable being naked.”

End Result: No Visible Nudity! All nudity was cut, obscured and blurred!

Marley & Me (2008)

Hype: Jennifer has naked skinny-dip scene!

Headlines: "Jennifer Aniston gets naked in Marley&Me", "Owen Wilson: I loved getting naked with Jennifer Aniston".

End result: No Visible nudity! “Skinny-dip scene” was too dark and quick to see anything.

Horrible Bosses (2011)

Hype: Jennifer plays "sexually aggressive", "sex-crazed" character in "raunchy" movie for which she shot topless-scene!

Headlines: "Jen to Go Topless", "Aniston: Stripping Away the Girl Next Door", "Jennifer Aniston Secret Nude Scene".

Quotes from "production sources" (AKA. PR): "She shot a topless-scene, but produces aren't sure if they'll use it"."you see Jen’s face and boobs in same shot".“It was something that had to be worked out before she even signed her contract, so she's committed”.

End result: No Visible Nudity! She was "topless" but had coat on!

AND Lastly, the worst case of false-marketing in her career, and probably movie history:

WANDERLUST (2012)

Hype: Jennifer Aniston FINALLY does a topless scene! and multiple sex-scenes including threesome with 2women! The PR marketing-hype about this "topless-scene" began 2YEARS before movie was released, before it even began filming!

Headlines: "Jennifer Aniston to go Topless in Next Movie Role", "Jennifer Aniston Goes Topless, Smokes Pot and Has Orgies" "Jennifer Aniston Calls Nude Scenes 'Liberating'"

Quotes from Jennifer: "Yeah, there was a lot of [nudity]". "Bottomless, topless. Yeah, there is. It's happening."

End Result: NO VISIBLE NUDITY! Once again she had her topless-scene cut out and replaced with a censored version after 2years of hype about it!

Even more infuriating was in interviews promoting Wanderlust (after she had nudity cut), she still kept talking about the topless scene and acting like the nudity was still in movie! Worst example of this was her disgraceful "interview" with Chelsea Handler, (who's one of Aniston's closest friends). They obviously planned the interview out together beforehand so it would generate most possible buzz by focusing on Aniston's (non-existent) nudity. The result was disgustingly deceptive comments like this:

Chelsea: "I’ve been lucky enough to see you topless in our private life, but now America, when they go to see the movie, will get to see her topless running!"

Aniston: "There's a lot of nudity. And a lot of slow motion action nudity!"

This is a disgraceful display of false-marketing and deception from Aniston. When Chelsea implies that Jennifer will appear (VISIBLY) topless, instead of denying it and correcting her and saying the nudity’s been cut, like an honest person would do, she doesn't deny it and basically affirms it by saying yes theres lots of nudity! This is completely shameless behavior by Aniston! and Chelsea clearly has no integrity either!

What Aniston and her PR-team have been doing for over a decade is blatant false advertising. A marketing ploy used just to get buzz and press coverage and sell tickets. It's a form of fraud, like an entertainment industry version of "bait and switch" - which is an ILLEGAL practice in other industries! and clearly it is intentional DECEPTION! We're not going to accept it any more!

Especially now that shes out with her PR-team again, hyping her new movie "We're the Millers" where, despite hype we've read about Jennifer stripping in it and showing off lots of skin, the truth is she plays a stripper who DOESN'T STRIP! and uses body-doubles!

If you're against people making money through continual false-advertising and deception, then join us, starting with "We're the Millers", in Boycotting ALL Jennifer Aniston's movies, TV shows and product endorsements - until she finally does what she and her PR-team have been falsely claiming she would do in her movies for the last decade: a nude scene (either new or released from above movies) - WITHOUT the use of body-doubles, bad lighting, prosthetics, blurring, obscuring objects or CGI!

Sign Petition: - A mod removed the link but if you want to support the boycott you can easily find and sign it by googling "Jennifer Aniston Boycott Petition".

Her new movie "We're the Millers" opens August 7 so spread the word on boycott!

It's payback time!

**tabler** · August 1st, 2013, 09:00 AM

Is this a wind up???

I think we should boycott Tom Cruise movies because he never shows his dick...Oh hang on, I mean because he is a dick.

MaxJoker · August 1st, 2013, 10:11 AM

Huh a petition

I thought it was about her marrying Geoffrey Boycott but keeping her maiden name

**sydney1** · August 1st, 2013, 10:55 AM

How about a petition for Jennifer Aniston to stop being the world's most boring actress and appearing in really dull films. And this should be in the 'Attractive women you just don't fancy' thread. I just don't fancy her at all to really give a toss.
I mean that literally and metaphorically speaking.

**Brecht** · August 1st, 2013, 01:46 PM

Wow, I'd really like to have your problems. No nude scenes with Jennifer Aniston - the end of the world will be coming soon.

I see a mod coming for your thread:

**tygrkhat40** · August 1st, 2013, 03:21 PM

Dude, lower the dose.

Estreeter · August 1st, 2013, 05:38 PM

World
Exclusive for
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Jennifer Aniston

Topless

**palo5** · August 1st, 2013, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Jennifer Aniston

Topless

Hehe!

Seriously, I don't understand the curiosity about Aniston. Sure, she has a nice face. But as VEF members, do you really think she'd look spectacular naked? You can see a gazillion more spectacular women naked right here

**pharoahegypt** · August 1st, 2013, 09:09 PM

Personally; I think it's rather a poor show that a member with only two posts has chosen to make one of those to start a thread to slate one of our busiest celeb threads..... Even putting the 'not topless despite wild claims' bullshit issue aside, you can't deny she is easy on the eye....

Also, wondering how long this will be allowed to continue until one of our beloved mod's decides this isn't amusing any longer......?? I was always lead to believe that we weren't supposed to berate or slag off celebs/models here within the forum, we're meant to just choose not to partake in posting to their thread instead....??

**dethtongue** · August 1st, 2013, 09:24 PM

Um....no...Her pokies made me happy (and chubby) back in the Friends days. Who cares if she's never showed the puppies unleashed. There are no shortage of bare boobies on this site. Who care about two more? If anything coming from a mainstream actress the pokies were even hotter.

August 1st, 2013, 02:49 AM	#1
JABYCTT Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 6 Thanks: 0 Thanked 64 Times in 6 Posts	The hunt for Jennifer's norks Join The Jennifer Aniston Boycott! Sign the Petition (link below). Petition Letter: We are boycotting Jennifer Aniston, her new movie "We're the Millers", and ALL her future movies, TV shows and product endorsements! For over a decade, Jennifer Aniston and her PR-team have been continually and intentionally deceiving us about the inclusion of nudity by her in her movies! Jennifer and her PR-team are aware that she's considered one of the "hottest" celebs around (evidenced by her frequent appearances in "sexiest women in world" lists) and that she has a large male "following”. So they know any suggestion she may have a nude-scene in one of her upcoming movies will cause a lot of excitement and buzz, get lots of press coverage and result in more ticket sales. Which is what happens, but there's one big problem: THERE IS NEVER ANY VISIBLE NUDITY IN ANY OF HER MOVIES!! The hyped-up “nude-scenes” are always either blurred, obscured or cut out completely! Here's "nude-scenes" Jennifer and her PR-team have falsely hyped-up: The Good Girl (2002) Hype: Jennifer Aniston's "First sex-scene" where she'll be "semi-nude" End result: No Visible Nudity! There's a "semi-nude sex-scene" but its too dark to see anything! Rumor has it (2005) Hype: There's "Topless scene". End result: No Visible Nudity! Shot from back! Derailed (2005) Hype: Jennifer has "steamy, passionate sex-scene" which was so "rough and physical" she got bruises on her legs-which she frequently mentioned in interviews promoting the movie. End result: No visible Nudity! and the "steamy sex-scene" was interrupted before it even began! The Break Up (2006) Hype: Jennifer Aniston will be completely naked! in scene where she walks around totally nude! Headlines: "Jennifer Aniston Bares All For The Break Up", "Jen enjoyed naked scenes", “Jennifer Aniston Gets Naked and Hairless for Film Scene” Quotes from Jennifer: “Its one of those scenes that you sort of forget about because you love the movie and the script so much.” “I just knew that it would be shot tastefully and it was such a funny joke in my mind, that I just figured well, just grin and bare it.” “I just got crazy, ripped off my skirt and went: ‘Woo! Woo!’”“I guess there’s something liberating about walking around completely nude. I am comfortable being naked.” End Result: No Visible Nudity! All nudity was cut, obscured and blurred! Marley & Me (2008) Hype: Jennifer has naked skinny-dip scene! Headlines: "Jennifer Aniston gets naked in Marley&Me", "Owen Wilson: I loved getting naked with Jennifer Aniston". End result: No Visible nudity! “Skinny-dip scene” was too dark and quick to see anything. Horrible Bosses (2011) Hype: Jennifer plays "sexually aggressive", "sex-crazed" character in "raunchy" movie for which she shot topless-scene! Headlines: "Jen to Go Topless", "Aniston: Stripping Away the Girl Next Door", "Jennifer Aniston Secret Nude Scene". Quotes from "production sources" (AKA. PR): "She shot a topless-scene, but produces aren't sure if they'll use it"."you see Jen’s face and boobs in same shot".“It was something that had to be worked out before she even signed her contract, so she's committed”. End result: No Visible Nudity! She was "topless" but had coat on! AND Lastly, the worst case of false-marketing in her career, and probably movie history: WANDERLUST (2012) Hype: Jennifer Aniston FINALLY does a topless scene! and multiple sex-scenes including threesome with 2women! The PR marketing-hype about this "topless-scene" began 2YEARS before movie was released, before it even began filming! Headlines: "Jennifer Aniston to go Topless in Next Movie Role", "Jennifer Aniston Goes Topless, Smokes Pot and Has Orgies" "Jennifer Aniston Calls Nude Scenes 'Liberating'" Quotes from Jennifer: "Yeah, there was a lot of [nudity]". "Bottomless, topless. Yeah, there is. It's happening." End Result: NO VISIBLE NUDITY! Once again she had her topless-scene cut out and replaced with a censored version after 2years of hype about it! Even more infuriating was in interviews promoting Wanderlust (after she had nudity cut), she still kept talking about the topless scene and acting like the nudity was still in movie! Worst example of this was her disgraceful "interview" with Chelsea Handler, (who's one of Aniston's closest friends). They obviously planned the interview out together beforehand so it would generate most possible buzz by focusing on Aniston's (non-existent) nudity. The result was disgustingly deceptive comments like this: Chelsea: "I’ve been lucky enough to see you topless in our private life, but now America, when they go to see the movie, will get to see her topless running!" Aniston: "There's a lot of nudity. And a lot of slow motion action nudity!" This is a disgraceful display of false-marketing and deception from Aniston. When Chelsea implies that Jennifer will appear (VISIBLY) topless, instead of denying it and correcting her and saying the nudity’s been cut, like an honest person would do, she doesn't deny it and basically affirms it by saying yes theres lots of nudity! This is completely shameless behavior by Aniston! and Chelsea clearly has no integrity either! What Aniston and her PR-team have been doing for over a decade is blatant false advertising. A marketing ploy used just to get buzz and press coverage and sell tickets. It's a form of fraud, like an entertainment industry version of "bait and switch" - which is an ILLEGAL practice in other industries! and clearly it is intentional DECEPTION! We're not going to accept it any more! Especially now that shes out with her PR-team again, hyping her new movie "We're the Millers" where, despite hype we've read about Jennifer stripping in it and showing off lots of skin, the truth is she plays a stripper who DOESN'T STRIP! and uses body-doubles! If you're against people making money through continual false-advertising and deception, then join us, starting with "We're the Millers", in Boycotting ALL Jennifer Aniston's movies, TV shows and product endorsements - until she finally does what she and her PR-team have been falsely claiming she would do in her movies for the last decade: a nude scene (either new or released from above movies) - WITHOUT the use of body-doubles, bad lighting, prosthetics, blurring, obscuring objects or CGI! Sign Petition: - A mod removed the link but if you want to support the boycott you can easily find and sign it by googling "Jennifer Aniston Boycott Petition". Her new movie "We're the Millers" opens August 7 so spread the word on boycott! It's payback time! Last edited by JABYCTT; August 5th, 2013 at 12:51 AM..

August 1st, 2013, 09:00 AM	#2
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,029 Thanks: 112,519 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	Is this a wind up??? I think we should boycott Tom Cruise movies because he never shows his dick...Oh hang on, I mean because he is a dick. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!*

August 1st, 2013, 10:11 AM	#3
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,850 Times in 69,067 Posts	Huh a petition I thought it was about her marrying Geoffrey Boycott but keeping her maiden name __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 1st, 2013, 10:55 AM	#4
sydney1 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,378 Thanks: 10,562 Thanked 27,964 Times in 1,357 Posts	How about a petition for Jennifer Aniston to stop being the world's most boring actress and appearing in really dull films. And this should be in the 'Attractive women you just don't fancy' thread. I just don't fancy her at all to really give a toss. I mean that literally and metaphorically speaking. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 1st, 2013, 03:21 PM	#6
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,638 Times in 9,629 Posts	Dude, lower the dose. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 1st, 2013, 01:46 PM	#5
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,140 Times in 10,453 Posts	Wow, I'd really like to have your problems. No nude scenes with Jennifer Aniston - the end of the world will be coming soon. I see a mod coming for your thread:

August 1st, 2013, 05:38 PM	#7
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,152 Thanks: 449,939 Thanked 897,121 Times in 60,352 Posts	World Exclusive for VEF Jennifer Aniston Topless __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 1st, 2013, 09:09 PM	#9
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,619 Times in 4,154 Posts	Personally; I think it's rather a poor show that a member with only two posts has chosen to make one of those to start a thread to slate one of our busiest celeb threads..... Even putting the 'not topless despite wild claims' bullshit issue aside, you can't deny she is easy on the eye.... Also, wondering how long this will be allowed to continue until one of our beloved mod's decides this isn't amusing any longer......?? I was always lead to believe that we weren't supposed to berate or slag off celebs/models here within the forum, we're meant to just choose not to partake in posting to their thread instead....?? __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

August 1st, 2013, 09:24 PM	#10
dethtongue Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 597 Thanks: 1,896 Thanked 5,570 Times in 591 Posts	Um....no...Her pokies made me happy (and chubby) back in the Friends days. Who cares if she's never showed the puppies unleashed. There are no shortage of bare boobies on this site. Who care about two more? If anything coming from a mainstream actress the pokies were even hotter.