Facebook buggering, anyone else annoyed? - Page 3

MaxJoker · September 26th, 2012, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Well, I don't hate you.

You`ve not tasted my infamous seafood pie yet.

Which reminds me , how`s Liz doing

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

I'd use a silencer so nobody heard the shot.

Better make sure that silver bullet is tipped with garlic and dipped in holy water then , as you`ll only get the one chance

**tamsmith** · September 26th, 2012, 08:17 PM

Facebook !! Some people need to get a life.

A friend of my son told me, straight faced, in a pub, that she had close to 25000 friends. I did not know whether to piss myself laughing or go and piss myself laughing. She checks her Facebook every day( several times) to see how many more friends she has.

She is a lovely lady of 28 years old. Well paid job. Nice flat ( I'm told). Can't keep a boyfriend for more than a week. You would think with all those friends??

**rotobott** · September 26th, 2012, 08:39 PM

Facebook is bollocks

Sorry that I had nothing more succinct to say

I joined there, and now I'm getting messages, saying people want to befriend me, because I'm a friend of a friend, bollocks

**billybunter** · September 26th, 2012, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

You`ve not tasted my infamous seafood pie yet.

Which reminds me , how`s Liz doing

Better make sure that silver bullet is tipped with garlic and dipped in holy water then , as you`ll only get the one chance

Liz crazy Norway Liz

i'm polite person by nature. But every once in a while you have to say eff off! She has a new illness everyday. And it's the worst case scenario. She wants me to visit. Check flights €44 return with some airline I've never heard of. I said well? "I think I have cancer"

I told her. If I come over it's fucking, sightseeing and eating. So make your mind up.
1/2 later book plane we fuck party and eat. I've found the cure. Then the evil sting

will you buy me shoes? I know what she wants a bank balance sinker. You can't win. It's a ransom. It will be me picking up the tabs in bars and restaurants. All Ill get is some nooky if i'm lucky. I have headache. Well I'll give one

I'm jumping out without a parachute.

**billybunter** · September 26th, 2012, 10:42 PM

I did know a wee girl who wrote she loved cream pies. It was not my job to explain the dirty meaning. Her mum spoke to her god knows what she said. but cream pie was off the menue

Capt Lethargy · September 27th, 2012, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by mellowyellow

..and post some non-issue every 5 minutes:

Two more hours and its WEEKEND, yeah....

Back @ home

Can't sleep because the neighbours are fighting again

Got to love (fill in some food-product, also post mobile photo)

Saw this small bird in the garden, looks a bit hungry (+ photo)

Tonight we'll have a quick {...} for diner (+ photo of ridiculous copious meal that takes hours to prepare)

etcetera....

It's the stupid photos of cats and dogs that can't even pretend to speak correct English I really hate.

**luddite** · September 27th, 2012, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Capt Lethargy

It's the stupid photos of cats and dogs that can't even pretend to speak correct English I really hate.

Are you talking about FB or VEF ?

**bawjaws** · September 27th, 2012, 09:00 PM

Is there anyone on facebook with no friends?
(might be a stupid question ,but I've never been on FB)

**sydney1** · September 27th, 2012, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bawjaws

Is there anyone on facebook with no friends?
(might be a stupid question ,but I've never been on FB)

Possibly this piece of sh*t.

**trailmaster** · February 11th, 2016, 01:58 PM

Facebook is a waste of time and money!!

September 26th, 2012, 10:42 PM	#25
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September 26th, 2012, 08:17 PM	#22
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,413 Times in 9,078 Posts	Facebook !! Some people need to get a life. A friend of my son told me, straight faced, in a pub, that she had close to 25000 friends. I did not know whether to piss myself laughing or go and piss myself laughing. She checks her Facebook every day( several times) to see how many more friends she has. She is a lovely lady of 28 years old. Well paid job. Nice flat ( I'm told). Can't keep a boyfriend for more than a week. You would think with all those friends??

September 26th, 2012, 08:39 PM	#23
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,106 Thanks: 174,781 Thanked 634,604 Times in 31,427 Posts	Facebook is bollocks Sorry that I had nothing more succinct to say I joined there, and now I'm getting messages, saying people want to befriend me, because I'm a friend of a friend, bollocks

September 27th, 2012, 09:00 PM	#28
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 972 Thanks: 13,815 Thanked 12,965 Times in 958 Posts	Is there anyone on facebook with no friends? (might be a stupid question ,but I've never been on FB)

February 11th, 2016, 01:58 PM	#30
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,227 Times in 60,071 Posts	Facebook is a waste of time and money!!