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November 25th, 2015, 05:40 AM | #10341 |
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My wax museum is going to start small...............By focusing on famous people who look like candles..............
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Don't worry if you can't spell the word 'Armageddon'......... It's hardly the end of the world......
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November 25th, 2015, 01:52 PM | #10343 |
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• Ian Hamilton of the Regina (Sask.) Leader-Post, after the 12-carat Blue Moon diamond sold at auction for $48.5 million: “OK, what’d Kobe Bryant do this time?”
• NBC’s Jimmy Fallon, on Michael Phelps ‘ fiancee expecting a baby boy: “So it looks like yet another Phelps swimmer just won a race.” |
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November 25th, 2015, 06:54 PM | #10344 |
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Robert Lindsay in a film with David Essex? That'll Be The Day!
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November 25th, 2015, 08:19 PM | #10345 |
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Sadly,My Gladiator movie project got the thumbs down...
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November 25th, 2015, 09:18 PM | #10346 |
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Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody." Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat. Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself," she replied. |
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November 26th, 2015, 12:18 AM | #10347 |
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A friend of mine said he wanted to get a new car, a "Honda Cubitus".
Yep, doesn't know his cars from his elbow. ________________ No thanks to original posters, this time this is the original post!
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November 26th, 2015, 01:31 AM | #10348 |
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Curiously enough, thumbs down meant "Yes, you can stay on Earth. You can live." Thmubs up meant "No, you get to die and go to the Gods."
How do I know this? I've read the books. Plus, I have a time machine. I wrote the books. EDIT: you'll know because it says "thmubs" in the early editions. Last edited by gmcbee; November 26th, 2015 at 01:37 AM.. |
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November 26th, 2015, 09:28 AM | #10349 |
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Got pulled over by a cop the other night "Been drinking have we sir?" He said.
"Drinking?" I replied "How can we have been drinking, I've never seen you before in my life!" "You can't argue with him when he's had a few!" My girlfriend chipped in. Next thing I'm out of the car telling him my life story before blowing into a breathalyser "What do you do for a living?" He asks. "I'm an arsehole stretcher!" Replies I "What does that entail?" He asks "Well" says I "you start off with one finger, then two, then three, then a fist, then both hands and you keep pulling until you get it out to about six foot!" "Fuck off!" he says "What do you do with a six foot arsehole?" "Give it a patrol car and a breathalyser!" Jail cells aren't so bad you know :P
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I knew that,Honestly but "Sadly My Gladiator movie project got the thumbs up" would just confuse people.And to be precise it should be the thumb against the throat for death, Hic Habet! (Give it to Him Here)
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