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Old August 12th, 2017, 07:29 AM   #1981
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Im new here; what do I win? Will I need penicillin?
You win the first sexual encounter with Trailmaster after he completes his final transition to womanhood.

I think you are going to need more than penicillin.
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Old August 12th, 2017, 08:20 AM   #1982
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You win the first sexual encounter with Trailmaster after he completes his final transition to womanhood.

I think you are going to need more than penicillin.

Wow! TM is finacially solvent, therefore he/she is a catch

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agency lie......you no rich.....me go back phillipine
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Old August 12th, 2017, 12:39 PM   #1983
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The last post. I win.


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Old August 12th, 2017, 02:59 PM   #1984
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You hung your hat up so that means you lose
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Sandy I think you misspelled a word.
The first n should have been an e or an h inserted after the W.





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