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Old July 26th, 2017, 08:35 AM   #531
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Message her anyway, she looks adorable, and what have you got to lose?
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Yes. Ask her to be your queen and maybe there'll be no need to strangle the bishop.
Max needs to move downunder.
May I present him with ...............



Says she has no pets, looks like she is her own pet
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Old July 26th, 2017, 03:32 PM   #532
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Thumbs up Nope haven't contacted the flame haired beauty and used the "Chess" tag.. I shall though.. Once I've edited my own piss taking profile to something less dating site insulting

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Max needs to move downunder.
Mate , I say that very same thing to every woman I meet

Although if anything they take offense

Geez ,
wasn't like I`d not buy them dinner (Ok buy dinner bring them a Vegemite sandwich I've made myself , same difference really) first


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Says she has no pets, looks like she is her own pet
Not too bad
Only does she do
The dishes

Still it could be

A damn sight insanely worse











Anybody think this one also (As such always do) bemoans the sexually suggestive messages she gets



Yes that`s a rhetorical question



Now I would send my own message and tell her if she only uploaded these types (See directly above) of images maybe she wouldn't get so many sexual messages.

Only she knows what she`s posted and knows why she`s posted them

The darn massively spaced eyed obviously loony toon tease
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Old July 26th, 2017, 03:47 PM   #533
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Now I would send my own message and tell her if she only uploaded these types (See directly above) of images maybe she wouldn't get so many sexual messages.

Only she knows what she`s posted and knows why she`s posted them

The darn massively spaced eyed obviously loony toon tease
Send her a message and tell her this picture is fantastic and looks a bit like a photo a female singer would use as a CD/DVD cover



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Old July 28th, 2017, 12:18 PM   #534
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Anyone who thinks that they "deserve" anything is doomed to unhappiness and if you want a happy relationship choose a happy partner.
Very wise words (certainly the wisest words I've ever heard from someone who calls themselves the knicker inspector), I believe that 'sense of entitlement' is the single biggest problem in modern female/male relationships, from both sides.
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Old July 29th, 2017, 03:59 PM   #536
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Lightbulb Now bizarrely this woman (?) claims to be forty ... Oh and yes has a great sense of humour



Doesn't want men (That`s us remember ) to see her as merely a sex object either



Hmmm forty
Which would make her just six years older than this girl



Who doesn't say she has a great sense of humour , as doesn't need too

Uh huh is she lovely or what
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Dont come here often tried looking at this thread but it was stopping me from digesting my lunch.
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Old July 30th, 2017, 04:50 PM   #538
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Now Fellow Forum Fellas , if you think the following girl only has one facial expression



You`d nearly be right



Although if you didn't think she complains about the sexual messages she gets. You`d be wrong



Er ... If you don't want sexual messages maybe you shouldn't upload images of yourself in a bra



Meanwhile this (Seemingly ) normal natural lass has already added some different photos



Am I the only V.E.F`er who finds her kooky cute



Exactly , what`s not to like
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Now Fellow Forum Fellas , if you think the following girl only has one facial expression



You`d nearly be right






Are You sure She's not one of those Creepy,Upmarket rubber dolls ?
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Can see what you`re getting at
Only don't those sort of dolls have more natural looking faces
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