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Old May 10th, 2017, 10:37 PM   #9071
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Old May 11th, 2017, 10:39 PM   #9073
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Old May 12th, 2017, 12:35 PM   #9074
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And 153.3 people can go around the world once in the jumbo.

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Driving a car at the bottom of the ocean is where it gets really uneconomical.

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Driving a car at the bottom of the ocean is where it gets really uneconomical.

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I think you got to the bottom of the problem..........

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