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After consulting the higher ups about the details, I have decided to toss in this new thread. The purpose is simple; post nude photos you find amusing, and add funny captions. The guidelines are also pretty basic: 1) If the pic comes from another VEF thread, please specify the thread and the original poster. That's just being respectful. 2) Also try to be respectful of any lady that you post. In other words, if you think that a lady is funny because you think she's ugly, or if you think that all fat women are funny, you should probably keep that to yourself. The goal is to make jokes about the circumstances of funny porn pics, not just to insult ladies who were generous enough to take off their clothes for us all. Pretty easy stuff, no? Also pretty fun, I hope.
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Without further ado, here's my first contribution:
It had been ten years since Debbie had bought a box of her favorite cereal. She soon discovered that since she was a kid they had really changed the toys at the bottom of the box. --- Pic originally posted by redfive, post #7019 Amateur Wives and Girlfriends. [Note: I don't intend to black out the faces of the ladies just as a general practice. I only did it this time because when I was more closely inspecting the pic I noticed that it is a fake. The only way to post it and stay within guidelines (and not further attack the lady's dignity) was to black out her face and also remove any other clues as to her identity.]
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Margaret tried to observe proper hygiene, in spite of her total lack of motor coordination. --- Originally posted by philfreckle, #7110 Amateur Wives and Girlfriends.
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It was all well and good letting the kids choose their own Christmas presents, until Junior hit puberty... -- Originally posted by Rangertom1357, #7097 Amateur Wives and Girlfriends.
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Every year when she'd visit the grave of her old boss, Ms. Cooper would forget which Jones she was looking for. This year, though, she had prepared. -- Originally posted by Macenhoges, #554 Nude Girls in Public.
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Well, she thought her last boyfriend was a real prick. This was just the next logical step.
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Ba, da, dum, dum, CHING! Hysterical thread, too!
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"We're letting you off easy this time, but just ONE more facial and we'll hide you where Peter North will never find you!" --- Originally posted by iase, #524 Ashlyn Gere.
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