Sssssssssssh This Thread Is Top Secret So Only Would Be Forum Agents Need Apply ! - Page 178

MaxJoker · July 11th, 2017, 04:57 PM

Just received a report from Agent FleetOfWood (Codename UnconvincingSoddingDisguise) , he claims all is secure and going to plan ,

Hmmm

MaxJoker · April 25th, 2018, 03:44 PM

Attention V.E.F Agents , Infinity here (I said

) and got important news !

No not that I've lost weight.

Although have and thank`eeee for noticing

The news is we've now updated our emergency kit for all field Agents

Utilize it`s wisely Brave Boldest and don't forget to requisition sufficient crusty French bread too

**bloke57** · April 25th, 2018, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Utilize it`s wisely Brave Boldest and don't forget to requisition sufficient crusty French bread too

Our French agent Pas du Pied is on it, Infinity old chap.

He's also training field agents in crusty bread based self-defence techniques.

I'm confident that Operation Bloat will be a huge success.

**Tmee2020** · April 26th, 2018, 04:38 AM

Our weekend mission in Hong Kong (Code name: Yellow Dwarf) has gone on for over a year, so I thought it was time for a Situation Report.

To supplement our meagre salary all of us in MI5 K9 Division have found work in Security. For meagre read non-existent.

We seem to be very popular, but rather too much jumping through fiery hoops is involved. Getting too familiar with the authorities might not have been a great idea either. We are spies, after all.

Nevertheless Commodore Broke (Agent 002) is here to save the day with his elite squad. No jumping through hoops with this lot:

It's been so long I've forgotten what we were sent here for. Something to do with the South China Sea?

Would it be O.K. if we sabotaged an aircraft carrier?!?

水-9

**bloke57** · September 19th, 2018, 06:31 PM

Fellow agents. I'm sure you will have noticed that Agent Infinity has not reported in for some months now. I fear the worst - captured by an enemy forum and, as we speak, being forced to take pictures of bearded she-males for the delight of submarine-dwelling Slobovian sailors.

In view of this, I have given myself a field promotion to Rear Admiral Bloke (no jokes from a certain Aussie member please- you know who you are!

) and have taken temporary command of feline division.

Our latest activity has been to train our agents in recognising those inimical to our beloved forum, with a view to their eradication.

It has been going well and we have had a notable success - already ridding the world of its greatest menace.

I trust that Infinity will approve once he is found and liberated.

Signing off - Rear Admiral (acting) Bloke.

MaxJoker · April 29th, 2019, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

I trust that Infinity will approve once he is found and liberated.

Assignment fully funded and post dated accepted Rear Admiral Bloke

Just get your shapely buttocks back here (I said here

) pronto as you`re absence is continually a source of regret !.

On the subject ,

Infinity returning , after a deep undercover mission of many months to helpfully create the MeToo movement

Nobody suspected a thing thanks (I said

) to my master of disguise talents

Now about to embark on giving terrorism a much needed boost

Although preparing for it wasn't any fun as had to use the Quran daily ,

Let`s just say it`s pages aren't as absorbent as you`d think and leave it at that

**Mal Hombre** · April 29th, 2019, 06:06 PM

Congratulations Agent Infinity,Especially for Your uncannily convincing female disguise ,I found it very hard to penetrate..Agent Creepyfish out.

July 11th, 2017, 04:57 PM	#1771
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Mind he was sent to spy on Guinea Fowls we suspected had sided with our Forum rivals... Could this be another betrayal ! ... Or does he require fresh batteries for his hearing aid ? Just received a report from Agent FleetOfWood (Codename UnconvincingSoddingDisguise) , he claims all is secure and going to plan , Hmmm __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 25th, 2018, 03:44 PM	#1772
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Yes I've lost weight , nearly three whole pounds. As shaved my balls and backside ! Attention V.E.F Agents , Infinity here (I said ) and got important news ! No not that I've lost weight. Although have and thank`eeee for noticing The news is we've now updated our emergency kit for all field Agents Utilize it`s wisely Brave Boldest and don't forget to requisition sufficient crusty French bread too __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 26th, 2018, 04:38 AM	#1774
Tmee2020 Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Aust Posts: 4,195 Thanks: 209,836 Thanked 71,434 Times in 4,151 Posts	Our weekend mission in Hong Kong (Code name: Yellow Dwarf) has gone on for over a year, so I thought it was time for a Situation Report. To supplement our meagre salary all of us in MI5 K9 Division have found work in Security. For meagre read non-existent. We seem to be very popular, but rather too much jumping through fiery hoops is involved. Getting too familiar with the authorities might not have been a great idea either. We are spies, after all. Nevertheless Commodore Broke (Agent 002) is here to save the day with his elite squad. No jumping through hoops with this lot: It's been so long I've forgotten what we were sent here for. Something to do with the South China Sea? Would it be O.K. if we sabotaged an aircraft carrier?!? 水-9 Last edited by Tmee2020; April 26th, 2018 at 11:27 AM.. Reason: It's MI5. No hyphen. My meagre salary of Meaty Bites will be reduced from 0 to 0.

September 19th, 2018, 06:31 PM	#1775
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Infinity MIA Fellow agents. I'm sure you will have noticed that Agent Infinity has not reported in for some months now. I fear the worst - captured by an enemy forum and, as we speak, being forced to take pictures of bearded she-males for the delight of submarine-dwelling Slobovian sailors. In view of this, I have given myself a field promotion to Rear Admiral Bloke (no jokes from a certain Aussie member please- you know who you are! ) and have taken temporary command of feline division. Our latest activity has been to train our agents in recognising those inimical to our beloved forum, with a view to their eradication. It has been going well and we have had a notable success - already ridding the world of its greatest menace. I trust that Infinity will approve once he is found and liberated. Signing off - Rear Admiral (acting) Bloke.

April 29th, 2019, 06:06 PM	#1777
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,655 Times in 57,564 Posts	Congratulations Agent Infinity,Especially for Your uncannily convincing female disguise ,I found it very hard to penetrate..Agent Creepyfish out. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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