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July 11th, 2017, 04:57 PM | #1771 |
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Mind he was sent to spy on Guinea Fowls we suspected had sided with our Forum rivals... Could this be another betrayal ! ... Or does he require fresh batteries for his hearing aid ?
Just received a report from Agent FleetOfWood (Codename UnconvincingSoddingDisguise) , he claims all is secure and going to plan ,
Hmmm
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April 25th, 2018, 03:44 PM | #1772 |
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Yes I've lost weight , nearly three whole pounds. As shaved my balls and backside !
Attention V.E.F Agents , Infinity here (I said ) and got important news !
No not that I've lost weight. Although have and thank`eeee for noticing The news is we've now updated our emergency kit for all field Agents Utilize it`s wisely Brave Boldest and don't forget to requisition sufficient crusty French bread too
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April 25th, 2018, 05:40 PM | #1773 | |
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Commodore Bloke reporting
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He's also training field agents in crusty bread based self-defence techniques. I'm confident that Operation Bloat will be a huge success. |
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April 26th, 2018, 04:38 AM | #1774 |
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Our weekend mission in Hong Kong (Code name: Yellow Dwarf) has gone on for over a year, so I thought it was time for a Situation Report.
To supplement our meagre salary all of us in MI5 K9 Division have found work in Security. For meagre read non-existent. We seem to be very popular, but rather too much jumping through fiery hoops is involved. Getting too familiar with the authorities might not have been a great idea either. We are spies, after all. Nevertheless Commodore Broke (Agent 002) is here to save the day with his elite squad. No jumping through hoops with this lot: It's been so long I've forgotten what we were sent here for. Something to do with the South China Sea? Would it be O.K. if we sabotaged an aircraft carrier?!? 水-9 Last edited by Tmee2020; April 26th, 2018 at 11:27 AM.. Reason: It's MI5. No hyphen. My meagre salary of Meaty Bites will be reduced from 0 to 0. |
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September 19th, 2018, 06:31 PM | #1775 |
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Infinity MIA
Fellow agents. I'm sure you will have noticed that Agent Infinity has not reported in for some months now. I fear the worst - captured by an enemy forum and, as we speak, being forced to take pictures of bearded she-males for the delight of submarine-dwelling Slobovian sailors.
In view of this, I have given myself a field promotion to Rear Admiral Bloke (no jokes from a certain Aussie member please- you know who you are! ) and have taken temporary command of feline division. Our latest activity has been to train our agents in recognising those inimical to our beloved forum, with a view to their eradication. It has been going well and we have had a notable success - already ridding the world of its greatest menace. I trust that Infinity will approve once he is found and liberated. Signing off - Rear Admiral (acting) Bloke. |
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April 29th, 2019, 05:40 PM | #1776 | |
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Hereby promoted to Commander Rear Admiral Bloke
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Just get your shapely buttocks back here (I said here ) pronto as you`re absence is continually a source of regret !. On the subject , Infinity returning , after a deep undercover mission of many months to helpfully create the MeToo movement Nobody suspected a thing thanks (I said ) to my master of disguise talents Now about to embark on giving terrorism a much needed boost Although preparing for it wasn't any fun as had to use the Quran daily , Let`s just say it`s pages aren't as absorbent as you`d think and leave it at that
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April 29th, 2019, 06:06 PM | #1777 |
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Congratulations Agent Infinity,Especially for Your uncannily convincing female disguise ,I found it very hard to penetrate..Agent Creepyfish out.
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