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May 21st, 2017, 11:34 AM	#2241
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cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,436 Times in 36,682 Posts	4050: Whenever I hear anyone use the term "rub me the wrong way" I immediately think of you and all those brutal hand jobs you give me! __________________

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ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	4051 That reminds me -- it's my turn to get the bait for fishing. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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4050: Whenever I hear anyone use the term "rub me the wrong way" I immediately think of you and all those brutal hand jobs you give me!

Has Stephen Fry once said, "Little boys who rub me up the wrong way usually come to a sticky end!"

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May 23rd, 2017, 01:36 PM	#2245
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,436 Times in 36,682 Posts	4052: With all that assorted jewelry hanging from your nipples and pussy the last thing you need from me is an engagement ring! __________________

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May 23rd, 2017, 02:31 PM	#2246
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May 23rd, 2017, 09:43 PM	#2247
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	4054 Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"? __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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May 25th, 2017, 05:05 PM	#2249
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	4055 Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise... __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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