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4016 Please fake your orgasm, I don't want you to have a real one

4016a: I hate to burst your bubble, but you really need to learn the difference between peeing the bed and those so-called orgasms!

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4016a: I hate to burst your bubble, but you really need to learn the difference between peeing the bed and those so-called orgasms!

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cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,413 Times in 36,682 Posts	4018: I hate it when you do that Tarzan yell every time you make me cum! __________________

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4023. I prefer to do it doggy style

4023a .... I mean you do look like one after all, it should feel natural for ya

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