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Old December 17th, 2016, 11:27 PM   #2791
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The 11th commandment simplifying VEF rules sent from on high was dropped and lost for the ages by a clumsy and somewhat intoxicated Moses. Until now.
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Old December 18th, 2016, 03:10 PM   #2792
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The 11th commandment simplifying VEF rules sent from on high was dropped and lost for the ages by a clumsy and somewhat intoxicated Moses. Until now.
"TEN Commandments? Who's going to remember all those? Screw that! Two will be enough!"
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Moses didn't like injections so He had to take tablets..
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