Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 51

**danton** · March 3rd, 2010, 10:53 PM

"I do not know how I seemed to others; but to myself I have seemed as a child on some vast beach delighting in this or that more rounded pebble whilst before me lay the ocean of knowledge all undiscovered." – Newton.

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**tamsmith** · March 3rd, 2010, 11:14 PM

We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation.

Voltaire

MaxJoker · March 5th, 2010, 12:54 PM

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." —Groucho Marx

MaxJoker · March 5th, 2010, 01:15 PM

" Every request from the MOD was met " - Gordon Brown , a few minutes ago.

He must be wearing asbestos underwear today i reckon

**tamsmith** · March 5th, 2010, 09:57 PM

"I don't know what I would do without Whitelaw. Everyone should have a Willy."

Margaret Thatcher.

**Mal Hombre** · March 7th, 2010, 03:00 PM

Lady Astor remarked to George Bernard Shaw.that it was summer yet He had no flowers in His house.GBS replied"No Madam,I like flowers,I also like children but I don't chop their heads off and put them in bowls around the house."

**tamsmith** · March 8th, 2010, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brianwp

"Our forefathers in their infinite wisdom planned for crazy. But this week we moved to insane."
KEITH WRIGHT, a Democratic assemblyman from Manhattan, on the dysfunction of state government in Albany.

Never liked him when he played for Hibs.

Sandy Claws · March 9th, 2010, 03:24 AM

'He who decides to defend himself in a court of law has a fool for a client.'

..... i was watching a documentary about ted bundy and how he thought he was so clever he would defend himself in court without the aid of a lawyer, one of the police on the case said the above quote. as predicted he lost, and was eventually fried.

i thought it was funny

Sandy Claws · March 10th, 2010, 02:59 AM

"NECESSARY,........... is it Necessary for me to drink my own urine? NO, but i do it because it's sterile,................... and i like the taste."

- Patches O' Houlihan (circa 2004)

**Mal Hombre** · March 10th, 2010, 05:29 PM

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian,They're not laughing now...
Bob Monkhouse

March 3rd, 2010, 10:53 PM	#501
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,518 Times in 1,373 Posts	Seashore "I do not know how I seemed to others; but to myself I have seemed as a child on some vast beach delighting in this or that more rounded pebble whilst before me lay the ocean of knowledge all undiscovered." – Newton. Free Image Hosting by ImageBam.com

March 5th, 2010, 12:54 PM	#503
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." —Groucho Marx __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 5th, 2010, 01:15 PM	#504
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	" Every request from the MOD was met " - Gordon Brown , a few minutes ago. He must be wearing asbestos underwear today i reckon __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 7th, 2010, 03:00 PM	#506
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,706 Times in 57,565 Posts	Lady Astor remarked to George Bernard Shaw.that it was summer yet He had no flowers in His house.GBS replied"No Madam,I like flowers,I also like children but I don't chop their heads off and put them in bowls around the house." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 9th, 2010, 03:24 AM	#508
Sandy Claws Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 149 Thanks: 1,535 Thanked 2,211 Times in 282 Posts	theodore bundy - 'genius' 'He who decides to defend himself in a court of law has a fool for a client.' ..... i was watching a documentary about ted bundy and how he thought he was so clever he would defend himself in court without the aid of a lawyer, one of the police on the case said the above quote. as predicted he lost, and was eventually fried. i thought it was funny

March 3rd, 2010, 11:14 PM	#502
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,413 Times in 9,078 Posts	We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation. Voltaire

March 5th, 2010, 09:57 PM	#505
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,413 Times in 9,078 Posts	"I don't know what I would do without Whitelaw. Everyone should have a Willy." Margaret Thatcher.

March 10th, 2010, 02:59 AM	#509
Sandy Claws Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 149 Thanks: 1,535 Thanked 2,211 Times in 282 Posts	"NECESSARY,........... is it Necessary for me to drink my own urine? NO, but i do it because it's sterile,................... and i like the taste." - Patches O' Houlihan (circa 2004)

March 10th, 2010, 05:29 PM	#510
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,706 Times in 57,565 Posts	They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian,They're not laughing now... Bob Monkhouse __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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