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Old July 31st, 2013, 05:42 PM   #31
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Indiscreet:

A place where one might drive or park your vehicle.
Usage: Yeah I parked my 4X4 down there indiscreet.

Hoedown:

The location of a woman willing to exchange money for a sexual encounter.
Usage: Hey Bubba. There's a hoedown indiscreet.

Himalayan

No need to explain if you've come this far.
Usage: Himalayan a hoedown indiscreet.
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Old August 2nd, 2013, 06:03 PM   #32
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Old August 2nd, 2013, 09:50 PM   #33
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I like this thread.. can you tell.

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Old August 2nd, 2013, 09:56 PM   #34
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Old August 2nd, 2013, 09:58 PM   #35
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Q. How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?

A. When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

A redneck died and left his entire estate to his widow.
Trouble is, she can't touch it 'til she turns 14.

How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.

Why do they bring a bucket of shit to a redneck wedding?
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Old August 4th, 2013, 08:00 AM   #38
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What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?

A good ol' boy raises livestock, a redneck gets emotionally involved.
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