What would you like as your epitaph ? - Page 11

MaxJoker · July 8th, 2010, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vierenweg

That's actually on Spike Milligan's gravestone.

Yes but who came up with the idea first DJF or Spike

I would ask Doris Stokes to mediate , but i hear she's busy setting table for a couple hundred unwelcome dinner guests

**Dekoda** · July 9th, 2010, 09:24 PM

"Here Lies One Old Man....All Used Up."

I told my family not to spend any money to bury me. In fact, I want them to stick a big bone up my butt and let the dog drag me out and bury me.

**seany65** · July 11th, 2010, 03:28 PM

"Huh! I knew I'd die before getting to sh*g anyone famous!"

galadriel · July 11th, 2010, 07:16 PM

Damn it's hot in here...hot as Hell!

pablo · July 12th, 2010, 12:14 AM

He ate what was set before him (except for the Brussels Sprouts)

diane69 · July 12th, 2010, 04:02 AM

To be honest, I don't want an epitaph or even a ceremony. Quite happy for my corpse to go in the wheelibin (must remember to die on a Wednesday night...). I'm sure my kids will remember me fondly but as for immortalising my time on this planet, I can forgo that honour. Quite happy for others to do so, but I'm happy to exist and then not exist.

MaxJoker · July 15th, 2010, 05:31 PM

" Come down here and make me "

Or

" I wrote this "

Or

" Here lies the dear departed , forgot to uncross his legs before he farted "

MaxJoker · July 29th, 2010, 10:12 AM

" Always believed you could never be TOO racist "

Or

" Tried to take as little seriously as possible , never more so himself "

Or

" Ugh , i guess the bastards finally got me ! "

Sparrows · July 29th, 2010, 06:25 PM

Right down low on the bottom of the headstone.

Geroff!! You are standing on my balls!!!

**Mal Hombre** · July 29th, 2010, 07:15 PM

I may be dead but you're ugly

July 11th, 2010, 03:28 PM	#103
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diane69 Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 38 Thanks: 90 Thanked 325 Times in 34 Posts	To be honest, I don't want an epitaph or even a ceremony. Quite happy for my corpse to go in the wheelibin (must remember to die on a Wednesday night...). I'm sure my kids will remember me fondly but as for immortalising my time on this planet, I can forgo that honour. Quite happy for others to do so, but I'm happy to exist and then not exist. __________________ God, I wish I'd chosen a better username (I'm a guy...) and not a girl from school 30 years ago and a position I'd have loved to have had her in....

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