Do you still hide your porn?

Monkeywench · June 5th, 2015, 05:17 PM

i have to admit I've got a secret porn addiction.

I used to hide my porn mags in a box at the back of my wardrobe.

Now everything is digital I have a secret Dropbox account where I store everything where my wife can't find it.

Does anyone else do this?

**djangoed** · June 5th, 2015, 05:32 PM

I have this sneaking suspicion you are far from alone.

**soulreaper** · June 5th, 2015, 07:10 PM

Yes. I do. I have a stash of porn, and photosets for years. But i hide it.

edgarcasey · June 5th, 2015, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkeywench

...I have a secret Dropbox account...

Wow. Sounds sophisticated. Care to elaborate? Do you go to the bank to withdrawal something other than funds? I'm confused.

**Slayer80** · June 5th, 2015, 08:13 PM

Sure, everyone needs his little secrets

And there are many people who blame you for collecting porn and I simply don't want to justify myself for this hobby.

Monkeywench · June 6th, 2015, 11:47 AM

It's funny how it's changed over the years. From having to physically go into a shop and buy a magazine then find a secret place to ferret it away.

Now I use mainly my iPhone. I download images onto it then upload them to Dropbox (it's an online file storage thing). I delete the app so if someone picks up my phone there's no way they'll stumble upon my stash.

I think my current behaviour of storing and creating secret stashes might be linked to my early experiences of consuming porn

**europe_2002** · June 6th, 2015, 12:05 PM

Yes, hiding it. A lot easier in the digital world, no paper, no VHS tapes...

Estreeter · June 6th, 2015, 12:53 PM

See, what ya should all do, keeping in mind this is a Vintage Forum,
And that's to do things the old fashioned way, hide your back up hard drive full of filth and smut under your beds, just like the old days with that very first and cherished Playboy or Penthouse, And theses no cover on it so who'll suspect it

**AmateurEmale** · June 7th, 2015, 02:16 AM

I have a drive called "Xtraneous HD" (500 GB, mostly free space still...) and about 12 binders of prints. I won't say where they are.

**Jake Gittes** · August 30th, 2015, 10:23 PM

I have a folder in my "Documents" folder named "Community College Papers" and place all of my pics and vids in it and password protect it.

I also backup my collection on a thumb drive and blank DVDs just in case my computer crashes. I also don't put the porn title on any of the DVDs, just in case someone finds them (I just put something generic like 'Rock Mix' with an asterisk at the top to remind me that this isn't a music CD)

There is a movie called "Cyber Seduction" where a teenage character named Justin has a thing for porn and labels a DVD "Virgin Vaginas" and his mom eventually finds it. It's a terrible movie and I was laughing so hard at the scene. I was like, how about naming it "AC/DC" mix and keep it next to your computer?

There are several online "Digital Locker" sites that let you store your stuff on the 'Net, but I've been too lazy to scope that out.

So yes, I hide my collection, but it's mostly a precaution in case anyone comes over, I am single and live alone, and sees something that is obviously provocative!

June 5th, 2015, 05:17 PM	#1
Monkeywench Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 33 Thanks: 37,441 Thanked 309 Times in 32 Posts	Do you still hide your porn? i have to admit I've got a secret porn addiction. I used to hide my porn mags in a box at the back of my wardrobe. Now everything is digital I have a secret Dropbox account where I store everything where my wife can't find it. Does anyone else do this?

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Slayer80 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,534 Thanks: 12,986 Thanked 99,227 Times in 4,509 Posts	Sure, everyone needs his little secrets And there are many people who blame you for collecting porn and I simply don't want to justify myself for this hobby. __________________ Links, covers or previews down? Feel free to repost them! -- Problems unpacking the file? Update winrar / 7zip! -- Request reup? Send me a PM with link to the post! *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

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Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	See, what ya should all do, keeping in mind this is a Vintage Forum, And that's to do things the old fashioned way, hide your back up hard drive full of filth and smut under your beds, just like the old days with that very first and cherished Playboy or Penthouse, And theses no cover on it so who'll suspect it __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 5th, 2015, 05:32 PM	#2
djangoed Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 745 Thanks: 12,811 Thanked 29,854 Times in 832 Posts	I have this sneaking suspicion you are far from alone.

June 5th, 2015, 07:10 PM	#3
soulreaper Dizzy when i am stoned... Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: On the wrong side of heaven Posts: 1,643 Thanks: 21,742 Thanked 33,095 Times in 1,627 Posts	Yes. I do. I have a stash of porn, and photosets for years. But i hide it.

June 6th, 2015, 11:47 AM	#6
Monkeywench Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 33 Thanks: 37,441 Thanked 309 Times in 32 Posts	It's funny how it's changed over the years. From having to physically go into a shop and buy a magazine then find a secret place to ferret it away. Now I use mainly my iPhone. I download images onto it then upload them to Dropbox (it's an online file storage thing). I delete the app so if someone picks up my phone there's no way they'll stumble upon my stash. I think my current behaviour of storing and creating secret stashes might be linked to my early experiences of consuming porn

June 6th, 2015, 12:05 PM	#7
europe_2002 Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Rohan Posts: 3,896 Thanks: 44,638 Thanked 50,062 Times in 3,887 Posts	Yes, hiding it. A lot easier in the digital world, no paper, no VHS tapes...

June 7th, 2015, 02:16 AM	#9
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	I have a drive called "Xtraneous HD" (500 GB, mostly free space still...) and about 12 binders of prints. I won't say where they are.