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Old June 8th, 2018, 02:09 PM   #5971
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Spears or Slices ?
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Old June 8th, 2018, 05:51 PM   #5972
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Cold, Crispy Kosher Dill Spears. That's worth fighting for.

Rolling On The River (Proud Mary)
Credence Clearwater Revival or Tina Turner?
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Country music or folk songs?
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Folk, especially if done by one of the great English groups like Pentangle or Fairport Convention.

Jazz or Blues?
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Blues all the way such brilliant genius musicianship

A cock in your mouth or up yer bum??
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Oh, man, we aren't going here again, are we?

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Toss up between the chips. It really depends on how they are flavored. If it's plain chips, I will go with Cantina Tostitos.

Go vegan for a month or go without any booze for 6 months?
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Easier to handle Vegan for a month with all the work they've done to make it taste like real food.

Sam Spade or Phillip Marlowe?
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If I'm attracted to her and she's willing, why not?

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