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Old March 10th, 2012, 11:01 AM   #1
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I've always wanted to see the wife in a readers wives magazine and she's finally agreed.

She's spending a firtune now on hair and beauty treatments and i'll be taking the pics this afternoon.

How easy is it to get published in the UK mags and which is the best one to send to?
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Well hey now thaaar boy it`s mighty easy , and since you be`s such a generous community spirited member an all i`ll help`s you out.
Simply send me the photos you wish to see published and i`ll pass them on to my editor .
Because as luck would have it i publish my own version of readers wives
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Old March 10th, 2012, 01:20 PM   #2
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Have to admit I hate readers wives...
Possibly you spend time arguing with them, Comrade. That could make anyone crazy, and is the wrong strategy

It is not what they are for, you see
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that sounds great wish my wife would agree hope we will get to see the photo,s
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It is not possible for me to give a wives pic. This is because she thinks she is fat, even though she has only produced 12,3 metric tons of children

How am I to convince her?
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It is not possible for me to give a wives pic. This is because she thinks she is fat, even though she has only produced 12,3 metric tons of children

How am I to convince her?

Do what i do comrade.

Get her drunk , then push her in-front of a fun house mirror
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Get her drunk , then push her in-front of a fun house mirror
Tried already. But it gives her brontosaurus hips
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How easy is it to get published in the UK mags and which is the best one to send to?
All joking apart, I'm guessing if you're at the 'deciding whether to send them' point, you've already made a decision on which mags to send them to, but I guess Fiesta and Escort are still the two big players for Wives pics in the UK
Might be worth taking a look at Freddiemcd's thread here if you still need ideas about mags- his lovely wife has appeared in most of the UK mags that publish Wives pics...
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=52841

Good Luck if she does decide to let you send them- and I'm sure there are plenty of Readers Wives' fans here who'd like to hear how you got on, and where we might see her pics if she does get published
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It's done. She has decided to go ahead.

Sent to PR - wish us luck!
any chance of a preview?
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then where's the incentive for the magazine to publish ;-)
if they are that good we will all buy it
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any chance of a preview?

Sure since it`s you.



Hope you had a box of tissues to hand .
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