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May 18th, 2017, 05:53 AM	#12263
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,400 Thanked 14,178 Times in 1,074 Posts	I was on holiday in New Zealand. I went into a butcher's in Auckland the other day. "Be with you in a minute!" shouts a voice from the back "I'm just boning a lamb". I mean come on.. we know all the Kiwi's are at it but have some bloody dignity.

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I was on holiday in New Zealand.

I went into a butcher's in Auckland the other day.

"Be with you in a minute!" shouts a voice from the back "I'm just boning a lamb".

I mean come on.. we know all the Kiwi's are at it but have some bloody dignity.

I took my car to a mechanic. He said I'd blown a seal. I said never mind my private life, just fix the car.

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... "I'm just boning a lamb" ...

So, what's the age of consent for lambs in New Zealand?

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what's the age of consent for lambs in New Zealand?

Same as the US military: don't ask, don't tell.

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what's the age of consent for lambs in New Zealand?

The other answer is Xmas dinner, i.e. late-spring.
Very late.

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The other answer is Xmas dinner, i.e. late-spring.
Very late.

Really, you want to take a lamb on the xmas table ... In Germany we prefer to do so on easter ...

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