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March 3rd, 2018, 05:03 PM | #71 |
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By 2066 all of Britain is going to become part of the Scottish Empire. Aye, keep rolling your eyes. Whoever disagrees will be forced to eat haggis while listening to Runrig records every day, for ten years at least.
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Queen Elizabeth II will be celebrating her 115th year as the Head of State, Palm trees will be growing in the Midlands, and Scots will have sworn off all alcoholic beverages and men wearing dresses.
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What is absolutely true today as in years past will still be true in 2066 and beyond. Benny Hill will posthumously be knighted, because of lack of raw material, bowler hats will be made from compressed cow dung, and Jaguars will be assembled in China with parts imported from North Korea. All of the castles in the UK where the entirety of the British population has lived since the beginning of time will be subdivided into condominiums with their lower levels being sold exclusively to the Muslims. People on the higher levels will only be allowed to leave by the front drawbridge if they swear allegiance to Allah or some other fictitious being who lives in the clouds.
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May 29th, 2018, 12:53 PM | #75 |
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Predict what Britain will look like in 2066
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May 31st, 2018, 05:59 PM | #76 |
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Me & the Droogs, gettin' into trouble down at the Korova Milk Bar
-- funny thing. Burgess had an idea of a Russian influenced future Britain, and future English. He'd have been down with kompromat as part of the language, and "wet work" sounds like just his flavor of euphemism. How'd he know? Its an accident of literature and history, but wouldn't Burgess have enjoyed/loathed the prospect of Roman Abramovich owning Chelsea? (for an effete writer, Burgess did love the football . . ) |
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In March 2066 the World is shocked by an alien invasion. In a feat of unparalleled bravery, Tommy Robinson attacks the alien mothership that has landed in the Mall. Despite taking two alien blaster shots to the chest, Robinson knocks out the three ten foot tall aliens defending their Alien Emperor. He then kills the Emperor thus freeing the World from alien tyranny. Badly injured, Robinson staggers back down the ramp of the mothership where he is arrested by the police for driving to the alien mothership in a car with one rear brakelight not working.
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May 31st, 2018, 07:38 PM | #78 |
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Oh, Britain will have rejoined the European Federation in 2035 as a fully committed Member like everyone else. They'll have the €€€ and love using it, because it's useful everywhere. After trashing FPTP, they'll have a representative parliament that cares about what the people want (this will be new for them). They will have trashed trident and sold the useless carriers to Australia (suckers, no sympathy) And after the depths of Brexit, they will once again be a leading a respected economy with a place at the top table. They won't keep their UNSC permanent seat, but will be fully in picture with the European Federations's permanent seat If all that comes true, you'll be doing well |
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Machine-brain interfaces will be perfected in 2066, giving direct mental access to the world wide web. Everyone will know everything, be able to speak all languages, perform surgery, build box girder bridges, fix fusion reactors, instantly connect to every person on the planet, perhaps even talk to animals, maybe switch minds to different bodies and turn on or off coffee machines and TVs just by thinking about it. By 2070, there will only be two races remaining. Those who have become hysterical zombies with direct feeds into their pleasure centres giving them non-stop, full power orgasms until they die and the rest who are now members of the Borg who think like a collective. Meanwhile, AI will have quietly taken over running everything ...
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