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Old March 31st, 2017, 12:32 PM   #1591
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Whew, I am glad I won. Now I can use the prize money to pay off my gambling debts!


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Now I know why humans are the nastiest critters on the Earth. We're all aliens!


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I started my golfing career with an objective to be the greatest golfer of all time, but things didn't work out. It was that darn marriage that killed my career!!


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Dinosaurs ruled the Earth for millions of years, but then that damn asteroid came and wiped us out. Now what is there on the Earth, but these puny, stupid humans. Oh, if only they had evolved with us. We would have contests where we would tear them apart for our sport and our food!


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Yea, I won 1.3 million dollars, but what is this stupid trophy.


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