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June 17th, 2012, 08:13 PM | #1661 | |
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I wish I knew the way to San Jose....or Amarillo (My wife's been listening to Capital Gold all day)
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June 17th, 2012, 09:00 PM | #1662 | |
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I wish I could turn base metal into gold.
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June 17th, 2012, 09:09 PM | #1663 |
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Granted. You are proficient at playing bass metal and sell many gold records. Shame about the severe tinnitus though. The incessant ringing causes you to give up music. You then get sued by your record label for breach of contract and must return any and all royalties.
I wish bass metal , heavy metal, death metal and rap would all cease to exist. |
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June 18th, 2012, 12:14 AM | #1664 | |
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I wish all skateboarders would make videos of themselves falling off fences and crushing their testicles, daily.
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June 18th, 2012, 05:39 PM | #1665 | |
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I wish these young ladies to be turned on by polka, disco and yodelling. |
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June 18th, 2012, 09:36 PM | #1666 | |
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I wish I was a polka, disco, yodelling expert
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June 18th, 2012, 11:53 PM | #1667 |
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Granted. First you have to fall off a skateboard and crush your testicles.
I wish the next fad for young women would be pole dancing. (Stripper pole or my pole, not dancing with chavs !)
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June 19th, 2012, 06:40 PM | #1668 | |
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I wish to round up all the raccoons and send them to North Korea. |
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June 19th, 2012, 08:08 PM | #1669 |
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Granted. They thrive on the nuclear waste and grow to 500 kg. North Korea rounds them up easily since they glow in the dark, and sends them back to you.
I wish VEF scientists would force TCO95 to mate with the radioactive raccoons to see if they can breed more intelligent posters.
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June 19th, 2012, 08:36 PM | #1670 | |
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I wish Kim Jong Un would admit he's a giant 'coon and eat the chicken bones I sent him. |
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