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Old June 25th, 2017, 12:07 PM   #12451
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Beyonce has found out that the late Roy Castle is her real father,,In a statement she said,,,"I will Not take on his Surname",,,
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Beyonce has found out that the late Roy Castle is her real father,,In a statement she said,,,"I will Not take on his Surname",,,
Well. There's Dedication for you.
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I met this girl once in Stephen King's home town..
Bangor ?
No,We were just good friends..
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Only the Shadow knows...
But for a fee he is willingly to tell everything
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I bought some chicken at the chinese takaway,it was tough as elastic,,I went back in and said, "Your chickens Rubbery",,He said,,Thank you very much,,,
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I just found out that My flying Fox Kevin is gay,I've always tried to play with a straight bat..
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I just found out that My flying Fox Kevin is gay,I've always tried to play with a straight bat..
Sounds like he's actually a fruit bat.
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Does anyone know the telephone number of a vet? My mate has been checking the room sizes in his new flat and his cat has suffered some head injuries.
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