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Old February 24th, 2017, 12:18 PM   #511
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Old February 24th, 2017, 01:51 PM   #512
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Dr.Seuss edition:

Never have I ever had sex on a plane
Never have I ever had sex on a train
Never have I ever had sex in a car
Never have I ever had sex in a bar
But sex on boats or piano benches
I certainly have with several wenches
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Old February 24th, 2017, 03:14 PM   #513
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Never have I ever had a leg in plaster nor have I ever hiked with trailmaster..
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Never have I ever had a leg in plaster nor have I ever hiked with trailmaster..
The two are not connected

so you've never been affected.

I stand to be corrected

but that's what I detected.
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Old February 24th, 2017, 08:49 PM   #515
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This thread is full of people
Who think that they are poets
Never have I seen so many of 'em suck at rhyme
It's just that they don't know its
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This thread is full of people
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Never have I seen so many of 'em suck at rhyme
It's just that they don't know its
. Never I ever knew make a rhyme.
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