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November 5th, 2017, 07:37 PM	#951
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Yesterday, Sam Spade solved the case of the missing porn star, turns out she was hiding in Glen Qugmire's cellar.

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Yesterday, Sam Spade solved the case of the missing porn star, turns out she was hiding in Glen Qugmire's cellar.

More like hidden.

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November 5th, 2017, 07:48 PM	#953
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	teabags has a problem with girls- he doesn't know what to with them

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teabags has a problem with girls- he doesn't know what to with them

No one who who watches or performs in modern porn knows what to do with girls

Sori, did I have to lie?

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November 5th, 2017, 08:57 PM	#955
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Palo is currently recovering from a ten month tour of his local Target

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November 5th, 2017, 11:18 PM	#956
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	Glen Quagmire relocated to Norway just to enjoy watching the Aurora Borealis. With a little help of not so legal substances.

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November 6th, 2017, 02:24 AM	#957
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter is a yo-yo expert. But he has knocked himself senseless at least seven times when the yo-yo impacted his head, and once almost ruined his reproductive equipment when it impacted his unmentionables

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November 6th, 2017, 02:52 AM	#958
Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	palo5 still uses Windows 95, running on a Commodore 65. While it's booting up, he's shaving, taking a shower and having breakfast.

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Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 449,715 Thanked 896,771 Times in 60,316 Posts	palo5 offers the 10 year old kid money in the house next door to pluck the hairs on his butt ..... then runs away without paying him __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 6th, 2017, 09:48 AM	#960
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